nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

I’m straight up CRYING

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

"it is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you don't need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said it's your TURN"

the cucks have unionized

they want nicer chairs

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

And brother, my brain has been neglecting its gym membership

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.