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[image description: a cropped photo of a page from a book. The page reads:
Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!
Log Entry: Sol 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
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Rhea is my favorite type of moth, Lunaďżź (Actias luna). That puts her pretty high in the ranking of favorite over all bugs.
Both Xbox and Playstation have had their servers go down in the last 24 hours, making digital purchases unplayable while they're offline
and I think that's a great preview of what to expect if they make the full switch to solely digital games: you won't be able to play any of them if anything happens to the servers
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this đ close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
Explore Pet Poison HelplineÂŽs vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists
For plants specifically, thereâs also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog
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Admittedly I am obsessed with this thing
I forgot to show you that the swirlies open up
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This one is for the robotfuckers in my audience. And for me, the robot in question.
Cuddle Up with the Pyjama Shark
The pyjama shark, or striped catshark (Poroderma africanum) is a species of shark found only off the coast of South Africa. It resides in rocky reefs and kelp forests at depths of up to 100 m (328 ft) or as shallow as the intertidal zone.
Pyjama sharks most active at night, when they are usually seen swimming along the bottom of the ocean, searching for prey. They feed on many different types of invertebrates, including sea slugs, crabs, and urchins, as well as eggs, and small fish like anchovies, and cephalopods- especially chokka squid. In fact, their stripes help to hide them in the egg masses laid by squid so they can wait in ambush for incoming females. They are commonly predated upon by larger sharks; their primarly defense when threatened is to curl themselves into a ball with their tail covering their head.
Among the catsharks, the striped catshark is one of the larger species; adults can grow up to 1.1Â m (3.6Â ft) long and 7.9Â kg (17Â lb) in weight. They are usually grey in color, with black stripes running down the length of their bodies. The snout is blunt, and has two short barbels protruding from its top lip which it uses to detect nearby foot. Males and females are indistinguishable from each other.
P. africanum is reproductively active throughout the year. Although males and females are not actively social, they will often congregate together in large groups. An oviparous shark, meaning it lays a single egg in a square packet. The egg incubates for about five and a half months, and hatches into a fully independent juvenile. They reach sexual maturity at 7-13 years old, and can live to be about 21.
Conservation status: The pyjama shark is classified as Least Concern by the IUCN. Their primary threats are overfishing as bycatch, and potentially shrinking habitat due to climate change.
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i love writing uncomfortable conversationsssss i love shitty communication skills i love misunderstandings i love competing and contradictory needs and desires i love situations where nobody is happy and theyre just talking about it but its not fixing anything :)
i love when nobody says what they mean and i love when nobody understands what they should from what is being said and i love when nobody thinks before they speak and i love when everybody thinks theyre having a different conversation and i love when everybody is trying their best and it just SUCKS
'#I need to get better at this though#I love doing it when it works but I'm such a stupidly earnest writer that sometimes I need to go back through#and edit in some lies or at least make character not just tell the whole ass truth with their whole ass' i'm really bad about this too, especially because I've been leaning heavily on myself to be better about shit irl, so i've been trying to do this but on purpose? like lay out what i *think* the conversation should be then snip some uncharacteristically open & aware bits out & add them making incredulous faces at one another instead
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.
are we serious
I felt bad accepting financial aid for my medication, but also, I DID NEED THE FINANCIAL AID. so maybe thatâs alright.
and now I can finally get my immunosuppressants and pay zero dollars for them, so thatâs good!
this is very good advice, boosting this so more people can see
Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you wonât understand exactly what theyâre saying
You will however, understand exactly what theyâre saying from the context of the video
And you will get to hear this personâs wonderful laughter
Sound definitely needs to be on
Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.
Itâs definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom
it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now
going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me
itâs not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying
âSo hereâs yourâhereâs our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everythingâs normal, you look at yourself, and everyone whoâs in the hallway can see you. And over hereâs the shower, itâs relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourselfâ *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet andâ *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, itâs actually all okay because you grab this and youâŚuh, and youâre like âI want some privacyââ, and you closeâyou close the curtain, and then you close this curtainâ *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and youâre like âOkay everythingâs closed, you canât see in", and so you sit down on the toiletâ *intense laughter*â
The Beholding
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure đ
Always reblog the Scottish roofer
being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that âsickness behaviorâ is a well documented part of the bodyâs immune response
feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i donât have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little
i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know
YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE
YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR "WEAK" WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL
Rereading this on my sick days đđ˝
Why do I feel like I should print this out, frame it, and hang it in my office?
