you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

@funnier-as-a-system?

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

The Woke Left wants an E.T. reboot and they want him to have a boyfriend

E.T. stands for Estrogen Testosterone

I love it when someone's therian for a fictional animal

a guy just made that up and you get to be them? truly the world is full of wonderful experiences. sometimes those experiences are being a dragon, which owns

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.