DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"goo night everybody" is what a cute little slimegirl in a nightcap would say as she tucks herself into bed and falls asleep

the way tumblr users are now playing with pjackk's deactivated account like a marionette is like the ultimate death of the author. the spirit of pjackk now lives on through us all and i cant wait for my turn controlling his corpse

you probably can soon i only have so many posts left in me and none of them are good

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

hanging out with the jinn, who is very much like me, although made of something else. I ask if they want to smoke. they say we don't do that

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

Things were absolutely happening in the Middle Ages. The Byzantines started shooting magic fire out of a hose at people for example

Imagine. You are going to war against some Greeks. You don’t know what petroleum is. You show up and they set the water on fire.

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

the weather authority have upgraded today's thursday watch to a severe thursday warning. all residents are recommended to shelter in place and keep informed by am radio

You know how when you're really thirsty you drink some water and then you're like ahhhhhhhh, yeah, that was just what I needed. That sounds vacuous but I mean about how in that moment you're suddenly very aware that all drinks apart from straight-up normal water are mere toys, and water is all you really need to drink, water is the one true object of all the thirsts you've ever thirsted and ever shall thirst. It's just what you need. Well basically I really wish that same thing existed for food, I guess I'm fine with the endless variety of food that exists, it's allowed to exist, but there should be one perfectly basic food substance underlying them all that always feels right to eat when you're hungry, that just gives uncomplicated reliable hunger-satisfaction and is actually the correct answer to "what should I eat". I'm pretty sick of the fact that you have to actively vary the food you eat and try to have a healthy balanced diet, I'm even sick of having to figure out what foods I like and preferences and cravings change randomly and stuff like that. I want one food. Water is so good.