DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

manipulate your genitals

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game