What fun is Wonderland without a little madness

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

break up with your infomercial boyfriend nowwww. he cant even pour juice right. he poured the juice out and it spilled on the counter and only a little bit got into the glass. hes not going to live much longer girl

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.