History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes a lot

This Ides of March, remember that killing Julius Caesar did not actually stop the fall of the Republic. If Marcus Brutus comes to you with a knife and a dream, make sure he has a rock solid understanding of what comes afterward

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

Yeah, his name was Gary Gygax

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

History is written by victors

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

happy twelfth night everybody, remember to celebrate by: experiencing a shipwreck; crossdressing; entering a gay love triangle; duelling with swords; getting your identity horribly mistaken or just wearing some yellow stockings

#imagining the lone tumblr user#whose dash isn't all abs & butts rn#“oh interesting what's that about”

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!

To all who celebrate.

benoit blanc interrupting a murder confession by hopping onto an organ to play the phantom of the opera for the hashtag drama of it god i wish to be a cunty old gay the way he is one day