leo 💙

it’s always either “if someone doesn’t text me I’ll die right now” or “if someone texts me ill fucking kill myself”

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

it's always "you're autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about the Hatchetfield Universe"

I like how we have two Hidgens with Facial Hair, and one of them is fairly realistic facial hair that's just the actor's bearded dyed to be more grey (Jeff), and the other is Silly Cartoony Mustache (Ivan)