babu frik enthusiast

I was thinking of both Alvin and Valhallarama’s obsession with finding the lost Things, and how it really took over their respective lives.

Well nearly, in Val’s case.

Both of them neglected their child in favour of the prophecy. A prophecy that was told to them by their somewhat prophetic single parent, both trying to raise them to be a King.

Lil thing based off that one gag in the later books on the dragon's trying to force Hiccup into a helmet like its the end of the world

Oh wait-

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

Peter Parker

Spider-Man

Tony Stark’s intern

Peter Benjamin Parker

friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Underoos

the guy played by Tom Holland

May Parker’s nephew

Night Monkey

Iron Spider