the lore bible states that, when on all five limbs, the average height of an eridian is 50cm. the book describes rocky as about the size of a labrador and the average height of a lab is 54-57cm.

this means rocky is above average in height for his species.

as a comparison, average height for white men in the usa (i couldn't find canadian data) is 176.7 cm (5 ft 9.5 in). ryan gosling (and therefore we can assume ryland grace) is reported to be 183cm (6ft) tall.

that makes grace 3.5% taller while rocky is 7.7-13% taller.

I can't be the only one who's worried about not knowing his birthday. it IS that deep

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

Louis