Oleicat? No.

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

Can I say something

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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@harrowhound

Somebody tell me what style of sofa that's called in the upper right hand corner because it's the most comfortable and I need one

Blessing my heart doesn't do anything so you're a useless slave destined for eternity in hell.

I don't think that's what the sofa's called.

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"