Oleicat? No.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Fascinated by the person who saw me reading Simon Sebag Montefiore’s Jerusalem: A Biography in public, then came up to me and gave me a pamphlet for finding Jesus. Thank you, sir, I literally have a map of everywhere he lived in front of me as we speak. The man is not lost.

video game protagonists will fall 20+ metres and just be like "ow....gonna feel that in the morning" and then they don't