For you, a devil

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

emits a single pathetic weh that echoes into the void

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

(Strokes penis, shushing gently) There there. Easy now.

(Holding out a handful of oats) Atta girl…

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man