For you, a devil

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.