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The Bowery Presents
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Only took me 7? years but changed my url
Yesimweirdgetusedtoit -> turquoiseorchid

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Vincent van Gogh, Green Wheat Fields, Auvers, 1890, oil on canvas, National Gallery of Art
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...
Favourite Chaotic Duos - Part 6/?
Phil Dunster as JAMIE TARTT & Brett Goldstein as ROY KENT in Ted Lasso, 3x02: “(I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea” (2023) || dir. MJ Delaney

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@dailyprojecthailmary Eva Stratt Week 2026: Day 3 Pre-Canon/post-conan/missing scene
2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: August color: Purple | challenges: try making a character/person profile Eva Stratt Google Profile ((xx/xx))
The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
But...; hear me out.
I can also ignore the project
Roswell, New Mexico | 1.03 "Tearin' Up My Heart"
This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
@pscentral event 51: shapes 2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: july + green + something that reminds you of summer
ryland grace + wordle [insp ★★]

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Save Earth, save Erid, go home.
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming
Psych – 1.11: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead
I have cry, and never have felt better after. I don’t think I have ever found a movie that feel so much like a blanquet, so sweet and cozy, and so full of love
i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

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oh hey, look at this craigslist apartment scam that accidentally forgot to run its vary-the-text-a-little script before pasting in the description
I thought this was litmag poetry for a second.
You're the third person in the notes to say this is like poetry and re-reading it I agree!! The kind of synonymous parallelism that it's structured around has a long history in lots of poetry traditions, like biblical Hebrew. But the stiltedness (what are "bright panes" and "sunny openings" other than a forced replacement for "large windows"?) and the overuse of the parallelisms here just make the advertising language feel super hollow. It's this array of utopian homes that are described with a bunch of interchangeable virtues because they don't exist. It's kind of amazing.
HEATHER HEMMENS as MARIA DELUCA ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO (2019 - 2022) 3.13 "Never Let You Go"