✨whiffle while you work✨

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

...that's a Utah plate

Elon Musk has to be stopped.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Late for work again because I got caught at a red light beside the sylvan fountain and I had to joust with the Blue Knight. Third fucking time this month. I wish the city would do something about that guy.

You never get this shit with the Red Knight over by the wal mart

Yeah, but at least you know how to joust! What are the rest of us meant to do until the city fixes the Sylvan Fountain red light, blue knight problem!?

The maverick Black Knight is the guy who usually deals with these gentry fucks, but nobody’s paying him for that. My boy’s spending 40 hours each week at Subway to make ends meet, and the whole town’s suffering for it.

I suppose this is what we get for white knighting the white knight and electing him mayor.

Ugh don’t even get me started on the White Knight. He saw me in the greenwood making great lamentous dole out of measure and he tried to call the cops

What do you think of the opalescent knight’s campaign do unseat the white knight in the next election? I don’t know what to make of him? I agree it’s time for change but do you think he’s the solution or just more privileged gentry?

By the faith of my body, I saw the Opalescent Knight comport himself unknightly and with shameful cowardice at the grand tournament last Easter Day and also he’s got no plans for fixing the potholes or extending the school & library tax

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

Gay-ilge

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

ITS TIME