✨whiffle while you work✨

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

bye granpa :(

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

TYLENOL

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

if i was in charge of pitching lesbian heated rivalry i'd do a c4t kickboxing drama. young upstart black british muay thai fighter gets her shit knocked in by some racist female conor mcgregor type. retreats to thailand to lick her wounds and train for the comeback. she meets a woman in bangkok recovering from surgery who's like you know i used to be a champ and the girl is like i've never heard of you and she's like yeah i was a men's kickboxing legend but they kicked my ass out when i transitioned. now i'm bitter and jaded and would love nothing more than to make you my avatar of vengeance against the establishment that used me up and ruined my life. this club has everything: 1) antiracist revenge arc 2) toxic coachplayer lesbianism 3) neopussy 4) 30 year minimum age gap and you better believe they fuck NASTY. does anyone have several million dollars i can borrow to make this

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not

I’m serious what is a typing lesson? What would they teach you? To type? My brother in Christ it is like writing with a pen but technically easier.

33 and i started with Mavis Beacon

24 and I had typing lessons all through school.

34, had typing lessons in 3rd and 4th grade and Mavis Beacon as a kid and I’ve still never used home row except when I was forced to. I type everything with my left hand. The only thing my right is for is using the shift, backspace, and enter keys.

I’m in my 40s and I had typing classes in my second to last year of grade school, using some really ancient computers that took forever to boot and AFAIK only ran that one program. I still technically know how to touch type properly, though I never bother because my own hybrid system works well enough.

I’m 40 and I had to take a typing class in high school. I can still technically touch type, but I do it in a half-assed kind of way that isn’t very fast and results in a lot of mistakes.

I’m 56. Took typing in school, twice. Took computer programming classes on a TRS 80. I’m a whiz at Basic. My typing speed has slowed down considerably, what with the hEDS and other Horrors, but on my good days I still manage a respectable 68 wpm with zero errors.

I’m 35 and also had the MS DOS games as a kid, followed by one year (maybe just one semester) of “keyboarding” in highschool as an elective. I was already pretty fast due to following the afore-mentioned games with years of chat-based RP and fanfics. IIRC, I had to switch electives last minute due to not being able to stay in ceramics, and keyboarding was the only thing left. It did speed me up! And taught me the correct right-hand position for the numeric pad, which I have occasionally used since.

I’m 35 and we had Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing sessions in the computer lab as late as 5th or 6th grade (i. e. around 11). This was in 2001-ish, at the height of the ‘emac’ era with the colorful transparent Apple computers being given to schools at huge discounts in order to increase the number of future adult Apple users.

I'm in my late 20s and learned typing with a game, though I no longer remember which one. My parents insisted. I went to online school most of my life, wrote a couple novels, and used to take extensive notes in classes, so I got a lot of practice after that: I can type 90 wpm, though not without errors.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.