jort

a pre-history murder mystery

omg you haven’t even seen the man who would be king… you haven’t seen the mpreg. you don’t know about the presidential aide antichrist abortion plot. you haven’t seen tombstone. you don’t know aaron. you haven’t met benny. youve never seen jack. you haven’t heard about the profound bond. you aren’t aware of the mixtape. you don’t know about cain or cain’s wife or goodbye stranger or the lobotomies or gas n sip steve or werepires or mary or billie or eileen or rowena or charlie…….you have so much life left to live hashtag there is still time

this was the funniest screenshot of the whole final btw. this was 105 minutes in and right after Spain’s single goal. they were not trying.