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oh yeah I was crazy back then (2020-2021 post destiel confession) yeah im normal now (I’m not)

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

this would happen btw because I am clearly personally cursed

like Socceroos can’t win Cabo Verde can’t win Mexico can’t win My grandfather must die and also all this right after I just stopped being sick before my single holiday this year which is now cancelled due to said death and also I can’t even celebrate Mexico win to feel better

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

last night after my grandad died I had a horrible bout of nausea and sickness that I think was fully just grief, but I was so delirious that in between throwing up my brain kept saying to me “this wouldn’t have happened if Cabo Verde had won against Argentina… Cabo Verde losing did this you……..” one of the more insane sickness delirium thoughts I’ve had of late

definitely the most insane part of this is that I had watched my actual country lose mere hours before Cabo Verde did. Like why didn’t I think it was the Socceroos that got me. I had watched the game and discussed it with my grandpa hours before he passed but my nausea addled mind was like no… we cannot blame Our Boys… they are Innocent in all this…..