long days & pleasant nights

sure as gods got sandals hes gonna sip that modelo

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

The Witcheress

Gosh, that's so perfect. Your friend is actually the only one who is engaging with this post correctly. Supersedes my original intent, even. Sorry, I bow to her wisdom here. Tell your friend I hope she's having fun!

and then you get into the fight and you reach the mech and it's literally solvable by just using your eyes

wet birb

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

The initial flood of relief and hope that had washed over him when she strode into the chamber, head held high as she declared that she'd champion Tataru's innocence to all of Ishgard, winks out in an instant the moment his mind catches up with the facts. She had been absent for some weeks now, and to see her returned like this... wearing unfamiliar platemail, an enormous zweihander slung over her shoulder, her hair longer and more unkempt than ever, and--was that bruising on her face? She waves off these concerns and winks at him as she admits that she hasn't been carrying the zweihander for more than a few days, and is trusting him to shore up their defenses to compensate; this, of course, only worries him further. Seven hells, what has she been up to...? Still, even with all those reservations, Alphinaud cannot help but trust that there is no one he'd rather have alongside him fighting for their innocence (...well. Perhaps Mia. How frustrating that she's tied up in paladin training in the highlands on this day...). Just-- what is Elilgeim doing, acting in such a manner to cast such a pall of doubt over him...? Why would she wager using an untested combat discipline and weapon at such a critical juncture...? ...He needn't have worried, of course; she stuns all present with the sheer ferocity she brings to bear, bringing down two of the strongest members of the Heavens' Ward in a matter of minutes and securing their innocence in the eyes of the Fury and Ishgardian justice. But even as he thanks her profusely and swears he shall never doubt Elilgeim's martial ability ever again, the concern lingers in the back of his mind. What is happening to you, Elilgeim Wiltarwyn...?

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