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Psst psst come get your awful little man. Sure, heâs treacherous and probably plotting to overthrow you and declare himself ruler of your household (honestly, heâs not much different from having a cat), but can you really say no to that face?
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revel they've turned Fred and Scooby into Cybertronians.
looking closer, they've turned Fred into a Prime and are promising Epic Wackiness. lmao
That is pure nightmare fuelâŚ
EiA- Story
Megatron x Reader
⢠âLittle spark,â he growls, reaching to catch the little seeker by a leg as she tries to crawl back toward her pile of toys. âIâm not tired,â she whines as he lifts her, wings drooping despite her claim. âItâs time to recharge,â he insists, turning with her and carrying her over to where youâre humming to the twins, fingers stroking their helms as they warble and play kick at each other. âNo,â she whines dramatically and you look up, lips twitching. Probably thinking sheâs just like her sire. âIâm not tired.â
⢠Reaching to take her as she puffs out her cheeks, she doesnât try to put up a fight as you settle her in the blankets by Rez and you realize that pretty soon you wonât be able to pick her up anymore. That she and Rez are already fairly heavy. Leaning to tuck the blanket around her and offer her one of her favorite stuffed animals, you feel Rez roll over, servos fisting in your sleep pants. âLittle animals,â Megatron growls, slapping his palms on the berth as he leans in and all four kids startle, the twins immediately hissing. Rolling your eyes as he bares his own denta at Pax and Tron, before reaching to drag them closer, Rez and Astra both look up. âMegatron,â you groan, watching Pax play-biting his servos. What happened to helping you get them down for a nap?
⢠Chuckling as his sons hiss and swat at his hand, he glances at you, his smile faltering at your unamused look. âRecharge,â he reluctantly says as you blow out a breath. Hears you muttering that thatâs not happening now as he stretches out on his side and his little seeker immediately drags her stuffed animal closer, the nubs of her wings tucking against her back. âStory,â Resonance says and he hesitates, because the youngling rarely says anything at all. Can see the sparkling peeking at him from around you, little servos hanging onto your clothes.
⢠âRight. I think weâd just met Captain Hook,â you mumble, grabbing the book and flipping it open and you can feel Megatron frowning at you as you try to find your place. âWhat human nonsense are you teaching them?â He asks, pulling the book out of your hands and watching the pages fan. Can he even read your language? Youâd never bothered to ask. âItâs just a story,â you say, reaching and he holds the book over his head, his smirk a challenge.
⢠âThey should have a real story,â he says, frowning at the illustrations in the book. Are the humans sparklings flying? Venting as he sets the book behind himself where itâs out of your reach, he brushes a servo against his daughterâs helm. âThere once was a humble mech who was destined for greatness. Who toiled in the mines endlessly and without complaint. But the powerful, evil mechs in control didnât care about the conditions in the mines. Didnât care if the people they were meant to protect died horrifically-â And you cut him off by lunging across his legs for the book as Resonance chirps in surprise. âNope. Weâre not doing that. Weâre reading Peter Pan. No death and dismemberment before bed.â
Hi Revelboo!! Been a while! I wanted to request a short "how would one react face to..." thingy since not gonna lie our latest tbunder storm made me wanna have someone to comfort me during all those loud noises that I am EXTREMELY scared of ever since I was a kid and maybe request a cute scene with Mirage or Bumblebee or even Optimus Prime about how they would react to us being scared of Thunder Storms for various reasons! Mine is because loud noises and camping trip...!! Neitherless!! I really hope to see some cute fluff stuff like this too!! Would be my comfort storm stories and just imagine it instead of focusing on the loud noises and flashes!!
Sure!
Storm
Mirage x Reader
⢠Head turning as he comes out of recharge, he stares blearily at you crawling over his arm dragging your pillows and blanket to insinuate yourself against his neck as he lays stretched out on his front. âDarling, no,â he grumbles, servos reaching for you. Doesnât mind the clinginess at all, but what if he moves in his recharge? âYou canât sleep there,â he says as you swat his hand and press yourself more firmly against him and he notices the sound of thunder rolling nearby. Feels you tremble in response to the sound and it clicks.
⢠Shuddering as you cocoon yourself in your blanket and scoot closer to the big mech, you hug your pillow. Embarrassed to be afraid of a storm, but when you hear thunder that close, it just sparks panic through you. Know itâs silly, but thereâs no reasoning with the fear. âThe storm?â He asks, no longer trying to catch you and you flinch at a crack of thunder. How big is the storm that you can hear it in here? Heart hammering, you press your face against the pillow.
⢠Can feel you trembling uncontrollably and heâs carefully mass shifting, gathering you close. Letting you press your face against the mesh of his neck as you exhale shakily. Arms wrapping around you, he smooths a hand up your spine. âThereâs nothing to fear,â he murmurs, as your legs slide against his. âIâve got you.â Ducking to brush a kiss against your forehead, you meet his optics. And arch up, your soft mouth pressing against his. Shocking him. âDistract me. Please,â you whisper as he reaches to cup your cheek.
⢠Lying back as he leans over you, his body settles against yours. And youâre aware that heâs keeping his weight braced off of you, his optics brighter as he stares down at you. âHave I ever denied you anything?â He asks, genteel voice roughening to make your breath come faster before his mouth covers yours. Hands smoothing against his shoulders before clinging to him, you can hear the rumble of his internal systems, the hum of his fans cycling on. Your world narrowing down to the feel of the hard lines of his heated frame against your body until the storm doesnât matter. Until you donât notice anything but him as his body rocks against yours and heat spreads through you in answer.
⢠Do you have any idea how long heâs waited for this moment? For you to see him? Want him? Glossa teasing the seam of your lips, he almost groans when you let him in so he can deepen the kiss. Every intake scents of you, heady and addictive to make him ache. One of your thighs slides against the outside of his own, your hands pulling him down like youâre as desperate for this as he is. Head lifting to break the kiss, your eyes are dark with need, lips parted. And youâre pulling him back down to you, mouth finding his as he moves against you, trying to relieve that hungry ache when he just wants to claim you as his.
May we get a cyberverse Soundwave series here? I find that that Soundwave variant is just so full of personality (not that the others arenât, heâs just the star of the cyberverse show imo) đĽ
Sure! Heâs pretty
Reverse Soft AU
Cyberverse Soundwave x Reader
⢠Clearing his vents as he glances at a camera mounted high on a wall, his plating barely ruffles before he keeps walking. Itâs hard not to wonder if those cameras could be used to track Cybertronians, though. If the feed is being used to make dossiers of routines. That would make it easier to know when a lone Cybertronian will be in a given place at a given time, making it easier to follow them. To find an opportunity to drive them into an alley away from the traffic. Servos reaching to touch the damaged brick of the nearest building, he turns slightly. Standing at the mouth of the alley as he lines his own servos up with the broken brick. Thereâs not much traffic this time of night, hasnât seen a car drive by in a about a breem. But then, this isnât a good part of town at night. Studying the scrapes and scuffs on the ground of the alley, he can almost see it. What happened here.
⢠Turning slowly, he studies the street. Noting the skid marks on the asphalt. Had assumed it was young humans playing. Doing so called donuts in the street. But now he studies the markings. Imagining the vehicle speeding down the street, turning sharply. Slamming into the mech right as heâd been standing in front of the alley. Driving him between the buildings. Meaning thereâd be- right. Staring at the lines of broken and gouged brick on either side of the inside of the alley. His shoulder plating had scraped as heâd been driven in. Wedging him where he couldnât move easily. Rocking back a step as his servos flex, he studies the alley. Where did they go from there? Turning to study the road again, he examines the skid marks. What if there were two vehicles? One to drive the target into an enclosed space and another to load him up when they were done incapacitating him somehow? Catching movement, his head turns. Seeing blinds shift in a window. An apartment.
⢠Heart racing because thereâs one of them outside your building, you see the shadow moving on the other side of the blind and you back away from the glass. Skin prickling when the mech taps on the window, you fumble for your phone. âI just want to ask a question,â he says, low voice shockingly soft as your fingers tighten on your phone. âIâm looking for someone.â The other one. Youâd seen him, been accustomed to him. The mech had never bothered to mass shift, so youâd seen his shadow passing almost every day. Is this guy a friend of his? âIâm being nice right now, but I could break the glass if I wanted to. Easily,â he adds.
⢠Rocking back when the blinds get pulled up and the window shoved open, you stare up at him, expression wary. Not a terrible instinct. Sees your eyes flick past him toward the alley and a grim certainty that you saw something sinks into him. âI donât want any trouble,â you say and he inclines his head. âAnd I donât want to cause you any. But a friend of mine is missing. They live near here. Would have walked this way to go home,â he coaxes and your shoulders hunch. âIâm just worried about them. Thatâs all,â he says and your eyes flick to his visored optics and away. âIf you saw anything, it could help me find him.â
⢠That voice is coaxing, friendly to make you want to help him. But youâre pretty sure that you werenât supposed to see any of what happened. That you shouldnât be talking to him right now. Swallowing as he hooks a servo against the railing, itâs the fact that heâs asking at all. Because youâre aware that he could probably smash his hand into the building to grab you if he wanted to. Hurt you into talking instead of asking you to help him voluntarily. âI saw the oversized truck they loaded him into. The logo on it. It was like a mask,â you admit and his head tilts. âCould you draw it for me?â He asks and you bite the inside of your cheek, but nod.
I was just informed that my wisdom teeth are not looking fantastic. The roots are growing into my sinus, theyâre stupidly close to nerves. In fact, they said they might have to just cut the tooth in half and leave the rest there. They then stressed me out by saying that I run the risk of my bottom lip becoming permanently numb (I play a brass instrument as my job, I cannot have that happen). I have gotten no sympathy from my father, in fact he told me that I need to stop worrying because itâs nothing to stress over. (That is not how my brain works, thank you.)
In fact, on the car ride home, he was laughing at how I was almost in tears worrying about it⌠:â)
Honestly, this sounds like my dad. Youâre allowed to be worried about stuff. And telling someone not to worry doesnât really make it stop. It just makes them feel judged for being concerned in the first place so they stop bothering to voice their concerns to you anymore
Care
Wildwheel x Reader
⢠Coming out of the building into the heat and bustle of other organic races, your skin prickles as creatures you canât even name glance curiously at you. But then, youâre as alien to them as they are to you. And you still have no damn idea if you were just seen by an alien doctor or a vet, but youâre probably happier not knowing the answer as you fidget with the heavy translator collar around your neck. Absently rubbing your jaw, you know Wildwheel wouldnât have carried you here unless he thought it was safe. Walking over to where the big mech is sitting with his back to the building and hat down over his optics, you make yourself stop touching your sore jaw.
⢠Using a servo to push the brim of his hat up, he studies you. âWe good or do I need to burn everything to the ground?â He drawls and you smile even as you wince. âThey didnât fix it?â He demands, voice roughening as he sits up and you lay a hand on his ped. âTheyâre having to formulate a sedative first that wonât kill me,â you say and he rumbles irritably. âTheyâre going to drug you?â Optics flicking to the building, the urge to cause some heavy, collateral damage is growing.
⢠Keeping your hands on him as he growls and aliens move to get clear of the big Cybertronian, you frown up at him. âI asked them for a sedative,â you tell him. Because no oneâs messing with your teeth while youâre alert and aware of it. âNo shooting up the town.â And heâs frowning down at you, before glancing at the building youâd come out of. Then heâs mass shifting to startle you, pushing to his peds and striding for the door as you jog after him. âWhat are you going to do?â
⢠âRelax. I wonât maim anyone,â he growls, shoving open the door and smirking when he accidentally pops it loose, embedding it in the wall. Well, thatâs just shoddy craftsmanship. Hardly his fault. The organic behind the waiting area desk stares at him, their mutifaceted eyes wide and wet as they hunch slightly like theyâre trying to hide behind the desk. âAfternoon,â he says, tipping his hat and baring his denta before hooking an arm around you to drag you up against his side. âNow, Iâm not telling you how to do your job, but this little human here? Theyâre important to me. But I know youâre going to do your best to take care of them and make sure everything goes off without a hitch.â
⢠Wanting to cringe as Wildwheel chuckles, you meet the insectoid receptionistâs creepy fly face and manage a weak, what can you do shrug. âBecause if it doesnât, if thereâs a problem, well, Iâm not sure what Iâd do. You ever seen what a modified Cybertronian starship is packing? Let me tell you, those cannons make a Pit of a crater,â he adds as you wish the floor could swallow you whole. Would like to believe your alien boyfriend would react in a calm, reasonable manner if there was a complication or problem. But youâre pretty sure a smoking crater is exactly what will happen. Especially with how heâs smiling as he tips his hat at the bug person.
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I need smth with my wet cat TFA Skywarp, bro deserves a lil bit of loveđ
Aww poor guy
Soft AU-Warm
TFA Skywarp x Reader
⢠Startling when peds hit the concrete behind you, big hands close on you before you can even turn and your stomach gets left behind when your feet leave the ground. Wheezing as you get cuddled against your assigned mechâs neck, his chin brushes the top of your head. âCanât breathe,â you groan, struggling to get away as servos roughly pet your body like youâre a kitten he just found. Inhaling and sputtering when he finally eases up and holds you up, you cling to his servos. âStarscream yelled at me again,â he says, wings drooping as he looks around like the other seeker might be waiting to jump him for tattling. âYouâd never yell at me, right?â
⢠Relaxing marginally when you shake your head, he rubs a servo against your cheek, ignoring when you try to push him away. Likes how small you are, how soft. That youâre quiet. Canât hurt him. Though heâd had an unsettling nightmare about you crawling inside his chassis to chew on his wiring, but heâd come online afraid and aroused. Very confused, too. âI didnât even do anything wrong,â he mutters, trying to not remember that nightmare. Pacing restlessly with you, he vents against you and a soft hand lands on his face. âEveryone always picks on me.â
⢠Tensing as his mouth brushes your body, you give up fighting him and just accept that this is your life now. Though youâre not exactly sure if youâre his stress toy, his safety blanket, or a stray kitten. Just like you have no idea what to make of a giant alien thatâs afraid of his own shadow. Literally. Heâd scared you one time by catching movement from the corner of his optic and flinching with a scream only to realize it was the shadow of his wing. âTheyâre always plotting against me. Youâre not plotting, are you?â He asks, holding you up so you cling to his servos.
⢠Watching you quickly shake your head, he nods and cuddles your warmth against the mesh of his neck again. âWe could fly away somewhere quiet,â he mutters, though he knows he wonât actually do it. Because thatâs even scarier than dealing with everything here. Too many unknowns. Risks. Itâs safer here because he knows what to expect. Has his routine. You bring him energon and wash him. Court him. Knows to expect those things. âYouâre on my side, arenât you?â He asks, holding you up again as you cling to his hand. âI can count on you.â Isnât entirely sure he really believes that, though. Because where do you go when youâre not with him? Who do you talk to? Maybe you laugh at him. Mock him.
⢠Nodding because itâs what he wants, you wish heâd put you down. Have work to do. Reports to file. But heâs carrying you around as he restlessly moves, servos stroking you. And heâs holding you up to study you as you do your best gecko cling to his hand. Why did you sign up to work with giant, alien robots? Well, the money, of course, but why hadnât you expected to have to deal with heights? Because that hadnât even crossed your mind at all until heâd grabbed you the first time and unlocked a fear you didnât even know you had. âSir? I have things to do,â you try and he frowns. âNo,â he says, walking with you as you hang onto him. No? What no? Whereâs he taking you?
Ooof, thought I lost your sfw blog for a sec. I am not so sure if you take more specific requests, but would be nice to see tfp Starscream being comforted and appreciated by his human 'partner'(?) after a harsh day, or maybe even punishment from Megatron. Maybe his human has the same experience of abuse in the past or relates to it in some way?
Sure
Care
TFP Starscream x Reader
⢠Hauling yourself up on the edge of your little pool when the door to the habsuite opens, ice spills through your veins as his optics flick to you and away. Because heâs limping inside, one wing hanging at a funny angle and his arm tucked against his frame, the metal plating warped. âStaring is rude,â he hisses as he shuts the door behind himself and heads straight for his berth to slump on his front partially on it with a low noise of pain. Did those Autobots heâs told you about do this? Heart pounding as you climb out of the water and grab a towel to wrap around yourself, you hurry across the narrow cat highway heâd assembled to let you come and go from his berth to his desk at will.
⢠Hears your bare feet padding across his berth and he rumbles a warning, his good wing lifting. Isnât in the mood to be teased. Hurts too much and his self healing systems are struggling to deal with the damage. Needs to go to the medic, but doesnât really trust Knockout. Though being grounded and unable to escape might be worse than anything the medic could do to him on Megatronâs orders. Because the problem with trying for more, with maneuvering himself into a place where he has the most opportunities, is that it also means making himself singularly vulnerable. âWhy arenât you in Medbay?â You ask, a small hand touching his damaged wing to make his whole frame shudder violently.
⢠You donât flinch when his head turns and his lip lifts to flash his denta at you. Know his wings are sensitive and this one is barely still attached. Has to be excruciating. âIâm fine,â he growls and your brows lift. âStop being a baby and go to the medbay,â you insist, pushing at his arm even though you know youâre not moving him unless he wants to be moved. âYouâre bleeding everywhere. Was it the Autobots?â You ask and he makes a rough noise that takes you a minute to understand is pained laughter. Thereâs something desperately afraid and angry in the sound and you hesitate. Knowing it wasnât the Autobots. Youâve seen him get roughed up by Megatron in fits of temper before, but never like this. Swearing softly, you duck under his arm to touch his cheek.
⢠Turning his head away, he can still sense you right there even before you touch the mesh of his neck. âWe could leave,â you whisper and he laughs bitterly again even though it hurts. Where do you think he could go where he wouldnât be found by one side or the other? And leaving means giving up on his aspirations. On relegating himself to obscurity when heâs meant for more. Meant to lead. âAnd where would we go? Would you hide me from Optimus, Megatron, and your own people?â He snarls angrily and you ease down to sit against him. âI refuse to hide in some hole.â
⢠Huffing out a breath, for a moment youâd actually thought he might say okay this time. That the two of you could run away from the war. Start over. And itâs a silly dream. Know that because you know him. Know heâs hungry, ambitious. Inhaling when his good hand cups against you to press you to him when you start to get up, his servos are trembling faintly. âStay,â he growls, the word low and vulnerable. Relaxing against him, you rest your cheek against his palm. âWhere would I go?â You whisper back, because you know how hard it is to ask for help. Know that itâs safer to lash out, to be on constant guard. Let no one close so that they canât hurt you. Know it became youâve lived it.
(anyway I love your writing and I was wondering if I could request some fluff with Swerve where he gets some love? Thank you so much, lots of love and care! Stay cool)
Oh, thatâs⌠thatâs an extra cursed Swerve đ¤Ł
Reverse Soft AU-alternate take
Swerve x Reader
⢠Washing out a shot glass, you glance over at your entertainment for the evening. Hadnât expected a Cybertronian to walk into your bar. Hadnât thought any of the aliens were even in your small town so youâd been glad youâd ordered some engex even though youâd been sure youâd never use any of the stuff. Though the bot is still nursing his first glass as the latest person heâd tried to chat up pointedly moves a stool over in a snub. And youâve got to hand it to the mech, because his hopeful smile doesnât even waver after getting shot down, what is it now, four times?
⢠Running a servo around the top of his glass as the little organic heâd been trying to flirt with turns their back toward him, he leans back against the bar hearing his stool creak under his weight as he scans for a new prospect. On TV, humans seem so friendly. The reality isnât lining up with his expectations so far. And if he wants to stay here, he needs a human. Though, truthfully heâd come to this world because heâd fallen in love with human media. With humans. So why not take one as a conjunx? Except, none of them want him even though heâd studied them. Memorized his favorite pickup lines from movies and shows heâd seen.
⢠Heâs kind of cute, you decide as you dry the glass and drift to the other side of the bar to take an order. Grabbing a chilled glass and a beer, you drop it off and glance back at the alien. And at the very obvious way everyone else is doing their best to ignore him. Because the mistrust of his people is high here, but apparently he didnât get the memo. The people that show up here wanting to tell you all their problems are the same ones that sneer at your hair color and clothes during the day, because they canât feel good about themselves unless they can feel superior to someone. Or maybe itâs because theyâre scared of all the secrets they let slip to you while drunk. Itâs hard to like someone that knows every awful thing about you. Pouring another engex and grabbing a modelo, you slide the luminous, alien stuff toward him and his head lifts as you open the beer. âI didnât order another,â he says.
⢠âI know. Cheers,â you say, tipping your human drink up as he clears his vents and sips his own engex. âIâm not feeling that cheery,â he mutters and you smile, a shoulder lifting in a shrug. âI think maybe I shouldnât have come here,â he adds, servos wrapping around the second glass as the burn of the first one spreads through his lines. âCould be that youâre trying to flirt with the wrong sort,â you reply, your eyes scanning the bar. âOr could be your lines. Why donât you try me? Let me hear your best pickup line.â Embarrassed, he toys with the glass.
⢠âAh, they say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?â He murmurs and you snort, lips twitching. Hopeless and cute, you decide. Arm lifting to signal your backup, the guy nods and heads behind the bar as you step up on a shelf to get up on the bar-top, aware of people looking over as you sit with your legs dangling over the edge and lean to grab a napkin and ink pen, scribbling your number on it with a heart and holding it out and heâs just staring, mouth slightly open. Like he hadnât thought that far ahead and has no idea what to do now. Crooking a finger at him to lean your way, you can feel eyes on you. But then they all think youâre weird already, so who cares? âSo where are you staying?â You ask, feeling the heat radiating off of him.
Hey Revel. My discord got hacked and I potentially lost a lot of jobs and important industry contacts this way and discord support hasn't been able to help. I'm feeling really defeated and can't sleep. Would it be okay to ask for some comforting Optimus? Sorry if this is too much to say.
Oh, hun, Iâm so sorry to hear that. I hope you can recover your account soon
Soft AU- Warm
Optimus Prime x reader
⢠Fingers pressing against your temple, you exhale shakily. Hadnât expected what had seemed like a small issue to spiral out of control into a mess that you donât know how to deal with. Had spent all day trying to do damage control and at this point, youâre just so over it. Frustrated and angry, wanting to cry. And a tapping at your balcony window nearly startles you out of your chair at the kitchen counter of your dorm. Head turning, you stare at your assigned mech standing outside your dorm building, leaning to look inside your window. Shoulders hunching, you realize youâd missed your wash appointment with him. That youâd been so upset, that youâd forgotten him.
⢠Rocking back a step when you open the sliding glass door, he stares at the messy chaos of your hair, servos twitching with the urge to reach out and smooth it down. âIs everything okay?â He asks as you puff out your cheeks to distract him from your hair before you exhale. Had waited for you to show up for joors and had gotten worried. Had been afraid something was wrong and had needed to check on you. âIâm so sorry I stood you up,â you hurriedly say, looking mortified.
⢠âYou donât owe me all of your time and attention,â he says so seriously that you feel even guiltier about forgetting him because heâs always so understanding. Stepping outside on the balcony, you rest your palms on the railing and he reaches for you, servos stopping just short. Like he still thinks he needs permission. Reaching up, you grip his big servo and he lets you tug his hand your way. âDo you still want your wash? Youâre probably hungry, right?â You ask as he studies you.
⢠âI wouldnât complain about sharing a meal,â he says, turning his hand over and he still canât understand how easily you trust as you slide yourself into his palm. Lifting you to cradle against his chassis, he gives in to the temptation to smooth a servo against your hair and you smile up at him. âIâd love that,â you say as he offers you a smile in return. Feels your weak field washing into him with your frustration and stress.
⢠Leaning over into the warmth of his frame, you can hear and feel the thrum of his internal systems and that alien sound is so familiar after being around him so much now. And after spending hours stressing and trying to figure out a solution, you just want to forget the problem for a little bit. To relax and sit with him. Listen to his deep, rumbling voice. Ask him about his day. Maybe try to explain the problem youâre having to him, though youâre pretty sure he wonât really understand. But you know him. Know he wonât mind you venting to him.
Pick a normal swimsuit or draw 20? Donât judge me, I like dinosaurs đ¤Ł
A month later and he was so worth the wait!!!! Would you take him as an offering for some crumbs for the djd?
Sure! He looks so good!
Clingy Pt 2
Tarn x Reader
⢠Going through your stretches and as many yoga poses as you can remember, you can feel him watching you over the top of his datapad. Had started as you being bored, but now itâs mostly because you love the hungry way he watches you. That he likes being reminded how flexible you are. Arms over your head, you walk over to your cooled storage box and dig out a bottle of water. Know he can synthesize water for you, but it never really tastes right to you. Straightening, you unscrew the lid and glance his way. Heâs still watching you, idly spinning his stylus through his servos as he meets your eyes and heat spills through you.
⢠Venting deeply as you stare at him and he catches the shift in your scent, his lips twitch behind his mask. âCome here,â he growls, letting his voice dip to a low rumble and the flustered way you meet his optics has hunger spreading through him. Crooking a servo at you, he watches you slowly come closer across the top of his desk. âSit. Be my muse,â he murmurs, gesturing at his datapad and you give him a bemused look before sitting cross legged on the edge. âYou mean, distract you?â You tease and he smiles indulgently behind his mask.
⢠Watching him jot a note in his strange glyphs on the screen, you study the image on the datapad. âWho is he?â You ask, gesturing with your bottle before drinking. âA deserter,â he says, optics studying you, not the screen. âHe renounced the Decepticon cause and paid for Autobot protection with privileged secrets. I intend to let the others take out his guards first while he watches. Then Iâll have a little talk with him.â Skin prickling, you know the way his voice dips with the promise of violence shouldnât be a turn on. Flustered, your eyes drop as you peel the label on your water.
⢠âDo you disapprove?â He asks and you exhale, eyes lifting to meet his optics. âHeâs a traitor to the cause, right?â You counter and he reaches to lift your chin with the tip of a servo, venting and scenting your need. âTreachery must be ripped out at the source,â he murmurs, setting aside his stylus as he splays his hands on the desk on either side of his datapad. Hauling himself up and mass shifting. And you look up at him as he walks closer. âIt canât be suffered to exist,â he adds, reaching out a hand.
⢠âIt would spread like a poison,â you agree, laying a hand in his palm and his servos grip you, tugging you to your feet. Stepping closer as his other arm hooks around you and pins you against his chassis, you trace your fingertips over the lines of his mask as his baleful, red optics watch you. âJust so,â he purrs, head lowering to rest his masked face against yours so you can feel the warm air when he vents against you. Shivering as he brushes the hard edges of his mask against your jaw and neck, you know heâs going to leave it on this time. Watch you from behind his mask as he claims you so he can stay in character. So he can do the hard, necessary things like dealing with traitors.
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Hey Rev! Recent soft au with tfo Orion made me think about reverse soft au with him and D16
Orion gets D into trouble and they secretly end up on earth, and seeing how people live differently, Orion is actively looking for a partner for himself and D so that they can stay on earth. Maybe these two are actively being sought by other cybertronians? ( Darkwing (It would be funny if he became a third husband too))
𤣠reader just collecting husbands
Reverse Soft AU
Orion Pax x Reader, D-16 x Reader
⢠âNo.â Turning to give the other bot a bemused look, Orion gestures. âYouâre not the least bit curious?â He asks, though really if he can convince D, theyâll have an in to stay on this world. No more mines. No more tedious, boring, and dangerous jobs. No more worrying that a mine collapse might take his life quickly if heâs lucky, but that he might slowly starve to death trapped if not. âNo,â D repeats, scowling at him and likely still angry about being stuck on this world. Knows itâs coming, so he just waits. âI canât believe you. We should be turning ourselves in for dereliction of duty,â D adds and Orion clears his vents.
⢠Itâs like Orion doesnât understand that what they do is vital. That theyâre an integral cog in the Cybertronian machine as miners. Exploring exotic, alien worlds? Thatâs the domain of other bots. Not them. And even worse, Orion wants to find a human conjunx so that they canât be forced back to Cybertron. Wants to keep playing space explorer. âI mean, that is an option, but you know as well as I do that weâre meant for more,â Orion insists and D rolls his optics, clearing his vents noisily. âWeâre meant to be miners. You know, to do our job?â He growls and Orion throws an arm across his shoulders. âThereâs one. Iâm going over. Try to look less angry. Maybe smile,â Orion says and D grabs for the other mech, but heâs already striding for the organic coming out of the lawn and garden store. âPax,â he hisses angrily.
⢠Looking up when you see one of the alien refugees heading your way with a wide smile, your shoulders hunch. Walking a little faster with your cart of plants, you hope youâre wrong. That heâs not about to hassle you as his buddy throws up his hands and turns away. âHi,â he says moving to intercept you and youâre forced to stop or run into him with your cart. And heâs smiling charmingly as he catches the front of your cart like he knows youâre trying to find a way around him. âMe and my shy friend over there, weâre pretty new here. We were hoping you might be able to show us around?â Glancing at his surly looking buddy when he gestures at him, the other mech awkwardly sort of lifts a hand. But mostly he just looks really uncomfortable and you know the feeling. âSorry, Iâm not looking for a husband,â you mutter. Especially not husbands plural.
⢠Keeping his smile in place, Orion shrugs. âWho said anything about husbands?â He counters as he puzzles over the word. Is that your peopleâs term for a conjunx, maybe? âD, I mean heâs too embarrassed to admit it, but he canât read your human language,â he adds, gesturing at the writing on the front of the nearest building. âMakes it a little hard to figure out what places are Cybertronian friendly. Where to find energon.â And your brow furrows, but youâre not trying to run. Or screaming at him to go away. âWeâre just lost. Hungry.â Which isnât exactly a lie.
⢠Feels like he should probably rescue you from Orion, because youâre looking around uncertainly like youâre hunting for help. Venting tiredly, he walks over and you glance at him. Knows Orion thinks heâs charming, that he can sweet talk you into agreeing to take them both home, but Dâs not so sure. Especially about the whole finding a human conjunx to stay here deal. But then Orion has always been like that, deciding things for them both and dragging him along in his wake without listening to him. âSorry to bother you. Weâll go,â he says, grabbing Orion and starting to pull him away from you. âI could show you around. If thatâs all you want,â you say, surprising him as you shrug. Because youâre staring at him, not Orion.
Just finished first year of college and I was hoping if you could do another part of 'AFTER AU Starscream' cause I'm pretty sure he's gonna crash out.
Heâs definitely going to crash out and respond in a perfectly normal and healthy way
After AU- Longing Pt 4
Starscream x Reader
⢠Itâs a trick. A lie. You canât have left. This town is where your life is. Where heâd met you. Straightening as his wings flick, he has to remind himself of all the reasons that he shouldnât kick the smug, little man into the stratosphere. Mostly because of the hassle it would cause him with the human authorities and having to deal with the Human-Cybertronian task force. âWhere?â He asks instead, rasping voice soft as he bends to pick up a nearby Cessna by the nose and move it casually out of his way so he can take a deliberate step closer to the human. Taking some satisfaction in the way the manâs amusement falters, he lets the small aircraft drop back onto its wheels, hearing metal creak and pop as it bounces on its landing gear.
⢠Writing up an inventory receipt and handing it off to the crew, you smile. Going through the motions of your new job on autopilot. Keep telling yourself that itâs a fresh start. New town, new job. Without the shadow of a bad relationship hanging over you. All those regrets, the what ifs. The hurt. And you can move on. Meet someone new. Hate that a part of you keeps wondering what heâs doing right now. Where he is. Shouldnât still care. Not after how badly heâd hurt you, but you do. Why canât you just move on? Forget him? Whatâs wrong with you?
⢠Wings trembling in outrage, he hangs there against the backdrop of the sky. After the little man had insisted he didnât know where youâd gone, it had taken all of his self control to not raze the small airport to the ground. Had âaccidentallyâ stepped on the chain link fence as heâd walked away, but otherwise heâd reined in the urge to destroy everything. Hates that youâve obviously moved on. And knows that he should let it go. That heâd hurt you out of fear. Chosen his own aspirations and goals over you. Of course youâd left him. Everyone always turns on him eventually anyway.
⢠Except, heâd been the one to turn on you. Had been too worried about what others might think if he was seen with you. That he might be judged for being in an interspecies relationship. Why had he cared what everyone else might think? Servos curling into a fist, his wings tremble faintly. Remembering the warmth of you stretched out against his side while heâd been mass shifted, the sound of your voice telling him about your day and asking about his. You were supposed to be here. Supposed to be where he could find you, check on you. See you. Running a hand over his face, itâs a shock when his servos come away damp. Staring at his hand, he snarls.
⢠Why canât you move on? Heâs like a ghost haunting you, catching you off guard over and over. You see something and think about what heâll say when you tell him about it. And then remember that you wonât. Itâs been months since the two of you broke up. Since he told you that there could never be anything serious between you and him. That you were too human, too alien for anything more than a casual relationship. Eyes burning, you huff out a bitter laugh. So why does a part of you still love him? Shouldnât you hate him for that?
I love your sparkling writings so much ahh they melted my heart đĽš
I wonder if is it okay older sparkling with some the poly bots, like dratchet reader maybe? If that's okay with you ofc!! Also, question. Do you also read other tf fics too? It can be non reader or x reader, if so do you have any favorites when reading them?
I very rarely read fanfiction even when Iâm not actively writing. My brainâs a bit weird and Iâm a little too good at mimicking writing styles I read without meaning or wanting to.
Domestic
Ratchet x Reader x Drift
⢠âSire,â your son groans. Smiling and biting your lip as your son clears his vents and leans on the counter to drag a servo through the empty mixing bowl before popping it in his mouth. Handing over the spoon youâd used to scrape out the mix into molds to set, you hear Ratchet rumbling. âDonât walk away when weâre having a discussion,â your conjunx growls and your son shoots you a beseeching look as he scrapes the bowl clean with a spoon. âItâs not a conversation if you wonât even listen to me,â he mutters and Ratchet scowls. âWhat was that?â Your conjunx growls.
⢠Giving you a pointed look to back him up, you lift a shoulder in a shrug. And heâs turning when Drift wanders into the kitchen area to see whatâs going on. âYour sonâs been sneaking out. With Swindleâs little hoodlums,â Ratchet says and Drift almost smiles. âHoodlums?â The other bot repeats and you laugh. âI know. Itâs adorable, right?â You say as he scowls at both of you, aware of his son hurriedly cleaning out the bowl and wolfing down energon batter.
⢠âYou donât even know them,â his son mutters, licking the spoon clean and leaning to bump you with his head in thanks before hurrying away. âI know their sire,â Ratchet snarls before rounding on Drift. âYou two are okay with this? Theyâll have him stealing anything thatâs not tied down.â Smiling at how annoyed the Ratchet is, Drift draws him into a hug. âHeâs not a thief,â Drift soothes and Ratchetâs plating slowly settles. âIâm not saying he is. But those younglings are a bad influence.â
⢠Sighing when Drift gives you a questioning look, you shrug. âThey like to play Grand Theft Auto. The video game,â you say and Drift hums as Ratchet pulls away to lean on the counter. Before reaching for one of your molds and the spoon your son left in the bowl. âThose arenât ready,â you mutter watching him eat the energon batter anyway, gesturing with the spoon. âNext thing you know, itâll be some stupid internet challenge. Heâll be eating tide pods,â Ratchet grumbles and you watch him stress eating. Just like your son.
⢠âOkay, nope. Give me that,â you say, trying to take the bowl as he backs up into Drift and the other mech takes it away from him. You two always ganging up on him. âRemember what First Aid said about your tank and over processed energon?â You ask as he rumbles in annoyance. âWhat does that kid even know?â He grumbles, venting and leaning down when you pull on his arm so you can press a kiss against his chin. âIâm perfectly healthy,â he adds, eyeing the silicone mold of energon batter in Driftâs hands. âAnd Iâd like to keep you that way,â you say as he vents in aggravation.
Proof Iâm hydrating since you guys like to tell me to do that. I mean, thereâs an Alani packet in there, but itâs still mostly water so it counts
I'm still alive! ...barely. It's over 100°F where I'm working and it got me thinking how the bots would react if their caretaker faints from heat exhaustion. Don't worry I have plenty of water and a place I can go to cool down! Hope you're all staying hydrated! đ°
Oh, that wouldnât go over very well. Iâve been trying to tan today and itâs cooler at least. Only 94F
Soft AU- Heat
Hound x Reader
⢠Relaxing into the feel of your soapy hands sliding against his plating, youâre not as talkative as normal. Oddly quiet as you work and you keep licking your lips, skin flushed. Youâd been sweating at first, the stuff distractingly slicking your skin, but you donât seem to be doing that anymore. And you fumble your wash cloth, dropping it on the ground and rocking back a step. Itâs your expression that scares him, though. Disconnected and empty as you stagger.
⢠âAre you okay?â He asks and you try to focus on the question when you feel oddly confused. What were you doing? Staring at him, you stumble back another step. Heâs soapy. You were going to rinse him, right? Had unzipped the top half of your coveralls to let it hang around your waist, but youâre still overheating in the sun. The concrete floor and walls of the stall baking you. Why do you feel so weird? What were you about to do? Youâd lost the thought again. The hose?
⢠âHey, talk to me,â he says, frowning as you take another wobbly step. And youâre breathing strangely, trembling. Saying your name, he watches you list and heâs lunging, knees smacking against the concrete as he mass shifts and reaches for you. Catching you as you just collapse, going eerily limp. âHey,â he growls as he cradles you against his frame, feeling the rapid, shallow way youâre breathing and frantic beat of your heart.
⢠Startling when you get soaked in cold water, youâre sputtering and turning your face away from the spray. Muddled as you realize Hound is clutching you against his chassis and standing under the emergency, chemical shower head with you. âWhat happened?â You ask, hearing the way your words slurr. And why do you feel so confused? âYou tell me. You just collapsed,â he growls, shifting you in the spray as you shiver at the cold water. âMedics are coming,â he adds as you take a shuddering breath.
⢠âHeat stroke?â You ask, voice still distant and empty as he keeps you under the icy water. Has no idea if heâs doing the right thing or if heâs making things worse. Aware of how little he understands about humans, his servos brush your throat to feel the quick thrum of your heartbeat. âWhatâs heat stroke?â He asks, voice gruff as he adjusts you against himself. Knew the heat wasnât pleasant to him, but had assumed you liked it since you always seem cold compared to him.
Yeah, I have sparkling fever. Do you have any headcanons or story about a human who discovers that cybertronians also have babies (AND THAT THEY'RE SUPER CUTE) and they're like "I want one. NOW" basically the human begs the cybertronian for a lil cutie.
I also think it's super interesting bcs what if this human is infertile or sterile, and they find out they can finally have a baby via sparks!!!!
Sure! Implied fem reader/reader with fem bits
Scenario-sparklings
Flatline x Reader
⢠Wrapping up the checkup as you sit with Starscreamâs human conjunx and sparkling, he makes his notes on his datapad while keeping an optic on you. Had warned you not to touch or try to hold the tiny seeker since heâs not sure how territorial the air commander is. And youâd listened, though youâre bombarding the other human with questions about spark bonding and carrying sparks. Shifting uncomfortably on his peds as Starscreamâs wings lift, he glances at you again. At the way youâre staring at the sparkling.
⢠Sheâs softer looking than the big mechs, no hard lines or pointy edges at all, yet. As you watch, she yawns with a chirp and wiggles to hide her face against her human parent. And that ache inside you spreads as you see Starscream come over to cup his hands and let his partner scoot into his palm with their hybrid baby. Turning to look at Flatline busying himself cleaning up, you wonder what his sparking would look like. Itâs not like you havenât thought about kids, but with your existing medical issues, youâve known it wasnât happening. Had told yourself you were okay with that. Youâd accepted it.
⢠Turning to raid the tiny chest of human food on a counter after washing up, he grabs energon for himself and turns. âI want a sparkling,â you blurt and he hears the seeker snort as he carries his conjunx and sparkling out of the medbay. âWhat?â He asks, staring at you as your shoulders hunch. âYou heard me,â You mumble, looking embarrassed but determined as your chin lifts. And he has no idea what to say since heâs never really thought about it. âSparklings require spark bonding. Fully spark bonding,â he murmurs.
⢠âI know,â you say, meeting his optics as his plating flares then settles. Had already decided on him anyway. Wanted to spend your life with the quiet medic, but if you can have this, too? Everything you were certain you couldnât have? âI still want it. If you do?â You add uncertainly, because itâs not like youâve ever talked about it with him. Maybe he doesnât want kids? Chest aching, you know youâd still choose him regardless, but seeing the little seeker had made you want more. Made you want kids.
⢠Itâs your expression that does it, the vulnerability there. Youâve never mentioned wanting sparklings before, but then, heâs never asked. Rubbing at the mesh at the back of his neck, he vents softly. Knows the Nemesis is no place for sparklings, but itâs no place for humans, either. Had thought at first that heâd take you back to your people. Do the right thing. Had run scenarios over and over in his head. But hadnât been able to let you go. Had kept you so he wouldnât be alone. âAlright,â he says, trying to convince himself that heâs not doing this just to have a permanent claim to you. So youâd have to stay with him. âAlright?â You repeat, looking so hopeful his spark aches. If itâs what you want, does it matter if his reasons are selfish?
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Apparently, this one makes the 700th Soft AU ficlet according to @irreproduciblemagnet who keeps track of such things which is completely baffling to me xD This one is a two parter and the second half will be on Revelverse later today
Soft AU- Rift
Gladiator Megatron x Reader
⢠Servos flexing as his optics scan the assortment of mechs milling about, he growls to himself. Still isnât entirely sure what happened or how he ended up in this place being greeted by a mech he didnât know and one of these tiny organics, a human. But freezing, he watches Terminus walk by with one of the organics cradled in his hand, cupped against his chassis. And Megatron can only stare, spark aching. Watching his oldest friend, his mentor, the mech heâd seen murdered in front of his very optics, smile down at something the human in his hand says. This has to be a trick somehow. Canât be real. Knows it, but his spark still aches wanting it to be real as he rocks forward as if to follow Terminus and he makes himself stop. Noticing Impactor leaning against a wall talking to a pair of high caste mechs, he tries to understand this. Itâs like there are no castes here. No us versus them. How can this be possible?
⢠Hurrying through the base and trying to avoid huge peds, you glance at your dossier. At the Megatron variant youâve been assigned. Because usually, this guy is always problematic from what youâve heard. This one, though? He looks angry; his helm, his face, and frame decorated with markings and his lip curled to flash denta. Heâs also handsome. But then, youâd signed up because of the rumors. Because youâd been curious about the aliens. Ever since theyâd arrived youâve been fascinated with the Cybertronians. And all that anger on his face? The rebellion? Itâs so fascinating. Heâs fascinating.
⢠Sees so many Cybertronians with humans. Doesnât know what to make of any of this. Because itâs what heâd imagined minus the organics. What heâd been fighting for. Peace and equality. No senate and no more castes. No more being trapped or judged by your altmode. It feels like a dream and he doesnât quite trust it. âSir!â Looking around, he rumbles as he spots familiar faces and so many new faces. âSir?â Hesitating, he looks down and thereâs a human staring breathlessly up at him with a smile. Rumbling as he slides his ped away from you, he frowns down at you. Youâve got your covering half off around your waist, the thinner covering underneath baring your arms and the designs covering them. And itâs still so strange how Cybertronian your people look. What are the odds of finding another sentient race so similar to their own? âHi, Iâve been looking for you. Iâm yours,â you say, offering him your name, but his processor is caught on that âIâm yours.â
⢠Didnât mean to say it like that, but youâd gotten flustered and the words a bit mixed up. Heâs just frowning seriously down at you, too. Do those markings mean something? They must to him since you havenât really seen any other aliens with markings like his. They make him seem wilder, more feral somehow. Temptingly dangerous. Flustered, you know yourself well enough to know that the bad boy, rebel image he has going is all just tailor made to draw you in. Get you in trouble. âIs that so?â He growls and that deep, rumbling voice is just the cherry on top of the inappropriate thought sundae that youâre now enjoying. âIf you want me to be,â you answer.
⢠Are you flirting with him? Remembers the way Terminus had been possessively cradling the human heâd been carrying. The way heâd seen several other Cybertronians interacting with these organics. Is that whatâs going on? Some kind of interspecies meetup to find conjunxes? Even more lost, he watches your eyes give him a slow once over. Like you find him desirable and that thought is so foreign to him. So used to being looked down on because of his frame, his altmode. Barely noticed. Had been put to work in the mines right after coming online and knew heâd die in those same mines. Knew it. But then Terminus had been killed in front of him for daring to question a mech from an upper caste and everything had changed. Heâd started pushing back. Started taking what he wanted. Making them hear him, see him. Isnât used to being seen without giving someone a reason to notice him, though. âHow about a bath? Some energon while we get to know each other,â you say and he vents softly, rumbling as his lips twitch.
Omg Iâm chomping at the bit for more older sparkling stories with their dads đ Star and his girl sharing a flight, twins causing chaos, Sounders sweet, stoic son?? Waaah! đ
Sure!
EiA- Domestic
Starscream x Reader, Soundwave x Reader, Megatron x Reader
⢠Smiling when your oldest son comes around the reinforced couch and sits beside you before slowly leaning until his head is against your shoulder, you close your book on a finger. âEverything okay?â You ask and he nods, but otherwise is silent. Though at this point, youâre used to that. Still remember when you could pick him up and the way heâd cling to you. Hadnât realized then that heâd inherited his dadâs ability and that it was overwhelming him to be unable to shut out everyone elseâs thoughts.
⢠And you hear laughter, your twins shoving each other and grinning. âIs there anything to eat?â Tron asks as Pax leans against the back of the couch, reaching to flick Rezâs audial fin and you cup a hand against his helm as his battle mask clicks into place. âYou canât wait for dinner?â You ask, waving off Pax. âIâm hungry now,â Tron groans and you notice the peace sign heâs added to his helm. Inhaling slowly, you really hope Megatron is too human illiterate to know what the symbol is or youâre going to have to hear about it. The graffitied âmake love, not warâ heâd painted on himself hadnât gone over that well either.
⢠âYouâre too old to fly with your sire?â Starscream growls as Skyfall flicks her wings at him. Giving him attitude. âI didnât say that. I just said that I wanted to go flying with my friends,â she mutters, walking away from him and he shoots you a look when he spots you. Widening his optics at you to say something and you make a face. âWhich friends?â He asks, wings lifting when she shoots him a look. âCarrier,â she groans, wings dropping as she keeps walking like she thinks youâll take her side. âWhich friends?â He repeats.
⢠Looking up from his writing, Megatron glances from his daughter to Starscream. âGo fly with your sire every so often so the rest of us donât have to listen to him whining about it,â he murmurs as Skyfall huffs through her vents before immediately turning toward you. âCarrier,â she whines and you flick your fingers toward Starscream. Agreeing with him. âYou used to like flying with me,â the seeker mutters and her wings flick. âI still do,â she mumbles. Rumbling as he studies the way her wings flare and her plating barely lifts, Megatron glances at you and you barely shrug. Does his little spark have a crush? Isnât sure how he feels about that. Or whether the youngling she likes will get to live.
⢠âShe just wants to go kiss her boyfriend,â Pax says as Soundwave enters the room and he turns to stare at his daughter as her wings lift angrily. âShut up, Paxus,â she hisses. And youâre sitting up as Resonance hunches deeper into the couch, uncomfortable as the emotions in the room begin to spike. âBoyfriend?â Starscream growls as Megatron rumbles and sets aside his datapad. âWhat boyfriend, little spark?â Megatron asks, voice a reasonable purr that spells impending violence. Venting tiredly, Soundwave meets your eyes. Foreseeing a need to rescue some hapless youngling from those two in his very near future.