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Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Jimmy Eat World
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!
me: yeah, i posted on tumblr
publisher: .........tumblr?
me: that's where the gays are.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)
update
publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?
me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?
publisher: .....and it works?
me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.
publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?
me: .......absolutely not.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)
update!
publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?
me: NO
publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-
me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.
publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.
me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.
(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)
update with picture of a pet!
This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.
He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.
It's been days.
I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)
the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone
Call me a chicken the way I be seeing this salad
Total Solar Eclipse l Sigma Sreedharan l Burgos, Spain
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Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT JMART MADE IT ONTO THE TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS???????? WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Me and some friends started playing Big Walk today and we've taken to calling the little things you need to get the keys babies. I don't know how this happened but I think it was my fault after we got the first one, and then it caught on because what else are we meant to call them?
we call them nipples
EVERYONE big walking today
House House: hehe silly chaos goose
Also House House: we wanted to create a space that was focused on gathering together with your friends and navigating how to communicate through difficult situations. it is easy to get lost and distracted. thats the point. you will find each other again and share what you have seen. here, have a seat and watch the sun set over the ocean. the birds are singing. let me help you carry that. i can hear our friends laughing in the distance. they will guide me home.
EVERYONE big walking today
Big Walk To The Polls
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EVERYONE big walking today
When I was hesitant about Frank Castle being in Brand New Day, what I failed to account for is that Frank is the perfect person to hear "I'm staying away from my loved ones to protect them" and respond with "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Go talk to them."
Just got back from the goodwill and I still can't believe what I found:
Behold! An honest to goodness physical copy of My Immortal!
I didn't get a picture, but I opened it up and, yep, exactly what it says on the tin. I had no idea there were physical versions in print. I didn't end up getting it (I unfortunately currently have far more books than bookshelf space), but I absolutely will be thinking about it forever.
THE SACRED TEXTS
Daily affirmations
It's Thirsty Thursday!
Reblog if ur dinkin ur oiter x
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Until death, all defeat is psychological.
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