dyke academia

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

can you lez the fuck in

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

Yes cost of living is really bad but it's like just straight up not true that "there's just no way to live on less than 100k a year !!!" and when u pretend that's true you're just being extremely insulting to the many many people who live on much much less because you cannot fathom what our lives are like

You have to find a way to talk about how everyone deserves to have enough money to be alive without alienating and implicitly excluding a huge chunk of people from the conversation by setting your lowest possible income floor at like. 50k a year salaried job. Your idea of horrifying unimaginable unliveable poverty is a fantasy to a lot of us.

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

Music is so crazy. How do you do that.