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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)
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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves
A "women's college" is what they're technically and historically called, it's the language the schools have to officially use and it's sometimes contextually appropriate to say. "Historically women's college" or HWC is accurate and inclusive, although it does refer to a slightly different group of colleges (ie inclusive of schools which used to be women's colleges, but are not anymore). "All-women college" "all-women school" is inaccurate, transphobic, and there's no formal or legal context where you need to say it. "All-girls school" is those things while also being infantilizing and misogynistic.
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the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didnât do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.
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Some of you will die in the road. Some-not-all. Our folksâve been around since before roads the pavement crunch burnt rubber big wet eyeshin
realized that i ought to post the other thing i wrote recently, a short piece commissioned by an event about what the cities of the future might/could/should look like. story below the cut as well; the link above is to my website page where you can download this as a(n EXTREMELY CUTE) printable zine!
Some of you will die in the road. Some-not-all. Our folksâve been around since before roads
the pavement crunch
burnt rubber
big wet eyeshine in the dark
leg lock
stutterbreath
freeze
and freeze
and freeze
And get up, if youâre lucky.
Some of you will die in the road. I know that like I know the wind through the night trees clacking branches together like bones. I know it âcause itâs just a numbers game. But some of you wonât. Some of you will get smart. Get fed. Get big the way the roads got big, city-sound sprawl. Get mean. Get fat. Get into trash cans. Get good at knowing when to drop and roll.
Thereâs a lot of you now. There wonât be next spring. A yearâs a funny thing. The beavers off the creek trail say the cicadas come singing every seventeen. But thatâs the beavers for you. They get old. Our folks donât get seventeen. We get cicada crunch between our teeth. We get all the screaming days of summer. The worldâs louder these days. Smaller. Tighter. Dusk light hurts. Edges clatter. Hard to hide. Sometimes you go reaching for the dirt and hit concrete
dead
cold
nowhere to burrow nowhere to cling
all the roads roaring up to the sky
but we move different, our folks. We move in the dark. We have prowl time
moon high lone time
mouth slivered open showing teeth
even in the city it gets quiet at night if you know where to hide from the streetlights, and God, ainât it pretty when you sneak sight of a star. We keep moving, our folks. Slow swaying steady. We donât walk a straight line but we get where we need.
Listen close, yeah? I wonât have you long. I like quiet, lonesome. So will you, when you grow up. First I saw you, you were all writhing pink. None of you bigger than the caterpillars I licked off the honeysuckle last spring. I held you in the burrow of my body where the fur and skin and warm make a home and now I hold you on my shoulders along my back down to the tail. Hold close. Grip tight. Go solo soon. Get big enough to walk. Get it, then, why we like nights alone. The hawks whose babies beg-cry in the spring say they can see the whole big city from up there, all sprawling out and eating land like kudzu does. Down here we get the leaf litter and dirt. What I knowâs underbrush, the cracks of things, the rich dirt smell, the edges and the seams. What I knowâs down low, belly brushing pavement. You splay your paw and you can count to five. You count your springtimes and you wonât get to five. Our folks live short and we live hard and the end comes fast and bright. When the raccoons clattering in the cans ask why we spend so much time faking dead, you tell them itâs called a goddamn rehearsal.
Some of you will make it. I know that. Youâre not my first litter and you wonât be my last. Itâs a numbers game, but if you sniff around enough dumpsters youâre bound to hit the cat-food jackpot. Iâm no catechist, but hereâs my best: Stay low. Hold close. Flash teeth when you get cornered. When something bigger than your bite comes running, you donât flee. You freeze, drop, sleep like the dead. If youâre lucky youâre not. Dogs donât like deadsleep meals. Cars donât care. If you open your eyes, you say, well, thereâs dying down once. Get up. Get ready to do it again.
Hold close. Dig nails. Cling on tight. My momma said people donât think about us. People move in straight lines
bright lights
hard stone turns
not like how we ramble and sway. My momma said people donât think about us and she chewed up dead rats off a garage floor and died twitching with her belly full. Itâs only half true, they donât think about us. Iâve dropped down dead in front of half a dozen dogs. Woke up with their spittle ringing collars round my neck where their teeth couldnât get through. Once they bayed me up a scabby old-field pine and I curled my tail âround the closest branch, looked down, and you know, Iâll be damned if peopleâs hands donât look like ours. No fur, five fingers, five nails. Splay toes. Climb trees. Grip tight. When you get something you hold it hard. When it noses back to life you let it go. I let all my litters go and I donât miss you, âcause I trust you know to prowl as good as me
mouth open
teeth shine
ducking from the light.
Most of our folks see just two springtimes. I want three. I want to hear the hawk chicks sing again. When I get scared I freeze, drop, sleep it off. I find small places. I find quiet. I find stars. In the dusk time, prick your nose for coyotes, for hounds off the leash. Donât talk to nobody slobbering foam. Sometimes the death comes on you from the inside, curls you up and hurts like hell and no one smells it coming. For me, I know whatâs coming, more than like. I know the cling of pavement under claws, the gravel ditches
apple cores
sweet rotten in the road glare
they throw feasts through rolled-down windows never knowing. Iâll show you how to shuck life from the crinkling foil, grease-wet bag
how to peel away the layers down to crusts and bun and burger rinds
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