Trans man. Gay. Dandy. Author of fantasy, romance, and erotica with a big focus on queer and disabled characters. He/him/his. This blog is 18+. www.JohannesTEvans.co.uk
Hello, I'm Johannes T. Evans, and I am a gay, disabled, trans man who writes a bunch!
There are hundreds of pieces available for free on my website as well as subscription-only content - here's a selection of free works for you to check out:
FREE ESSAYS:
How Much I, A Queer Self-Published Indie Author, Made In A Year (2025)
Gregory House, Disabled Bastard, in House MD Season 1
I Am Bad Representation
Ringing The Devil’s Doorbell: A Light-Hearted, Practical Guide to Vaginal & Vulvar Stimulation
What’s In A Uniform?: Imperial Attitudes Reflected in Starfleet’s Uniforms
FREE ROMANCE FICTION:
Dirk and the Weaver — 12k, rated M, MB. A shopkeeper slowly comes to fall for a weaver when he comes to town. Slow romance and fantasy short between a shopkeeper in an isolated Scottish village, and a weaver that comes up from somewhere way down south.
Sweet On — 7k, rated M, M/M. A chocolatier falls head over heels for one of his most austere customers. A very exuberant chocolatier crushes on desperately on the deadpan professor who begins coming into his shop for coffee. Autism for autism and lots of flirting and teasing.
Deep Breath — 7k, M/M, rated M. A painter is utterly obsessed with the butcher across the road, and the butcher is a little obsessed back. Lots of mental illness in this one, lots of reference — implicit and explicit — to suicidality, drug use, alcoholism, sexual assault and rape, ableism, consent issues, including past child sexual abuse, all in the context of a victim in recovery whilst also being in active addiction.
FREE FANTASY FICTION:
The Lord of the Wood’s Spring Bride — 10k, rated M. MB. A trans dressmaker is embroiled in the strange schemes of a local deity, and he lets himself be carried away with the tide.
Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. MB. Gellert Osgodby has worked as a business manager for the King family for nearly a decade when an error in judgement brings his employment to an abrupt end. Lucien Pike, a rival kingpin, employs his services instead.
A Stranger’s Visit — 3.6k, rated T. MB. A priest of Freyr receives a strange visitation. A little bit of Norse godliness versus Norse priestliness.
FREE EROTIC FICTION:
Academic Incentive — Rated E, M/M, 3.6k. A magical professor spreads one of his student’s holes for the education of the rest of the class ahead of a special incentive program — where the lowest scoring examination participant is used as sexual relief by the rest of his peers. Featuring voyeurism, public sex, fingering, anal play, anal sex, size kink, begging, a bit of overstim and tears, public use.
Caught — Cis M/trans M/cis M, 3.2k. MB. A thief is caught in the treasury and his punishment is delivered by the guards on duty. Unadulterated porn without plot — dubious consent, anal, vaginal, and oral sex, spitroasting, size difference, rough sex, fingering, messy sex with a bit of squirting and also messy oral, double penetration (vaginal/oral and vaginal/anal), crying, mindbreak, pussy spanking, spanking, some nipple play. Unsafe sex, no prophylactics or contraceptives are used or mentioned.
Archival Management — 10k, M/M, MB. An archivist with a messy life finds himself intensively managed by his sexy, older boss. Magical archivists in Camelot with the most mundane of delicious emotional and sexual issues. Featuring age difference, orgasm denial, oral, desperation, crying, a bit of mild humour and nastiness, delicious emotional manipulation, and a heavy dose of mind-reading.
A Gift for the Wolfmen — 6.4k, rated E. Two trans men, both being gangbanged by four cis wolfmen with huge cocks. Fantasy universe with adventurers and so forth. Featuring stuck-through-wall and grope boxes, body writing, vaginal, oral, and anal play, huge come inflation, size difference, knotting, power dynamics, virginity kink, objectification and dehumanisation, degradation, humiliation, breeding kink, body modification, mentions of lactation and pregnancy, and enthusiastic consent throughout.
FREE HORROR FICTION:
Ambitious Men — Rated M. MB. 11.6k. Archie had idolised Casper Hugo almost his entire life. Deeply fucked up fantasy-horror, wherein a man finds that his dream of taking over his hero’s restaurant is not to proceed as smoothly as he hoped.
Wild Country — 3k, Gen, rated T. A young woman walks home on a foggy night.
The Widower’s Garden — 12.5k, Rated M, MB. After a man is widowed, his husband begins to appear at the foot of his garden every night. Content warnings for horror, violence, trauma, infidelity, nasty guys being nasty.
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Also the thing about the Gender Of It All in this episode duet is like.
Obviously Reid is in many ways effeminate and just clocky. They originally wanted to make him bisexual and didn't get to, but MGG's physicality in the role and the way other chars, especially men, respond to him, still has that
He's treated as trans-adjacent or queer or effete or however you want to interpret it; not just less masculine compared to his counterparts, but emasculated and faggy and deserving of homophobia
JJ on the other hand establishes herself in this episode as like. In some ways quite tomboyish
Physically she's very comfortable in her femininity - to be honest, the way that she and Reid often dress identically is very cute but also like, imo is a great culmination of their parallels in this episode
She dominates in sports and athletics, she's from an ag background
So the episode starts with Reid playing Star Trek trivia whilst JJ dominates two lads at sports - she drinks her beer from the bottle, and she's not just good at it, she's confident and she like, slings her arms over the men she's playing with shoulders, faux casual, very dominant
And then in this episode, we get JJ using a cop's misogyny to manipulate him - the cop is a bit insecure and insists she won't find anything in the records that he won't, and she very cannily goes, ugh well, my team won't let me do anything else :( can't i try anyway?
And we see her smirk at Hotch as he basically shares her humour at using this guy's assumptions of her against him
Then when meeting Hankel, we get to see Reid basically use a trick out of JJ's arsenal, which is firstly obviously impactful BECAUSE he is a man and she's a woman
But he bounces on his feet, he pouts out his lips and widens his eyes, he's almost bratty and whiney as he tells Hankel he needs to pee in order to try to manipulate their way into the house
It's tropily a very classic trick employed by women in shows like this and you can SEE Hankel like
Disturbed by it - Reid is basically relying on the additional discomfort caused by the fact that he's a man and this is such an emasculating performance, to better manipulate an unsub
And obvs JJ like. Dominates again, she kills all six dogs, and she's scruffy but not BADLY injured
And the way her immediate post-trauma response develops is extremely traditionally masculine, tropes wise
We see her wetting her face - although not fixing her hair or her clothes - in a mirror and then going right to her gun after a threat, she's posturing, she's aggro and ready to fight
Meanwhile Reid in the torture chair is obvs employing the traditionally feminine position. He's a damsel in distress as the team come to rescue him, he's conniving and appealing to Hankel's emotions, he's crying, he's showing submission
And ultimately like. Appeals to a male figure to save him
You can see Hotch as a father figure as well obvs, from a shipper's lens their dynamic is hot - but Gideon specifically work to mentor Reid and to comfort him, but it's Hotch that Reid knows Best, as in well enough to send a code to him and be certain that Hotch will understand him
And idk i always love that
Hotch in many ways is the one both JJ and Reid feel most supported by and understood by even though Gideon (hilariously) is closer emotionally with Reid, and JJ is closer with the women on the team, obvs Garcia and now Prentiss
JJ and Reid both like. Relate to Hotch
Hotch bc he basically respects JJ's manipulation to deal w shitty ppl and because she's a multitasking manager who can use her skills whilst cultivating distance, and JJ and he can click on that
Hotch bc he can keep up with Reid's train of thought
He never has the same breadth of knowledge, but bc he and Reid have a very similar flavour of autism and how they arrange knowledge in their head, they're often in sync. I think they're also both outsiders too - they're both visibly socially Off, Reid bc of his awkwardness, Hotch bc of his affect
Anyway. I love that JJ and Reid both share a gender and I think Hotch should fuck Reid sloppy style.
Really love how Spencer Reid's character arc in S2 is about him slowly becoming more confident and assured and socially empowered until E14-15 where he gets drugged and tortured in a very nasty-horny way
Which shakes his faith in himself and the world and EVERYTHING... except for Aaron Hotchner 😇
[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming