Trans man. Gay. Dandy. Author of fantasy, romance, and erotica with a big focus on queer and disabled characters. He/him/his. This blog is 18+. www.JohannesTEvans.co.uk
Hello, I'm Johannes T. Evans, and I am a gay, disabled, trans man who writes a bunch!
There are hundreds of pieces available for free on my website as well as subscription-only content - here's a selection of free works for you to check out:
FREE ESSAYS:
How Much I, A Queer Self-Published Indie Author, Made In A Year (2025)
Gregory House, Disabled Bastard, in House MD Season 1
I Am Bad Representation
Ringing The Devil’s Doorbell: A Light-Hearted, Practical Guide to Vaginal & Vulvar Stimulation
What’s In A Uniform?: Imperial Attitudes Reflected in Starfleet’s Uniforms
FREE ROMANCE FICTION:
Dirk and the Weaver — 12k, rated M, MB. A shopkeeper slowly comes to fall for a weaver when he comes to town. Slow romance and fantasy short between a shopkeeper in an isolated Scottish village, and a weaver that comes up from somewhere way down south.
Sweet On — 7k, rated M, M/M. A chocolatier falls head over heels for one of his most austere customers. A very exuberant chocolatier crushes on desperately on the deadpan professor who begins coming into his shop for coffee. Autism for autism and lots of flirting and teasing.
Deep Breath — 7k, M/M, rated M. A painter is utterly obsessed with the butcher across the road, and the butcher is a little obsessed back. Lots of mental illness in this one, lots of reference — implicit and explicit — to suicidality, drug use, alcoholism, sexual assault and rape, ableism, consent issues, including past child sexual abuse, all in the context of a victim in recovery whilst also being in active addiction.
FREE FANTASY FICTION:
The Lord of the Wood’s Spring Bride — 10k, rated M. MB. A trans dressmaker is embroiled in the strange schemes of a local deity, and he lets himself be carried away with the tide.
Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. MB. Gellert Osgodby has worked as a business manager for the King family for nearly a decade when an error in judgement brings his employment to an abrupt end. Lucien Pike, a rival kingpin, employs his services instead.
A Stranger’s Visit — 3.6k, rated T. MB. A priest of Freyr receives a strange visitation. A little bit of Norse godliness versus Norse priestliness.
FREE EROTIC FICTION:
Academic Incentive — Rated E, M/M, 3.6k. A magical professor spreads one of his student’s holes for the education of the rest of the class ahead of a special incentive program — where the lowest scoring examination participant is used as sexual relief by the rest of his peers. Featuring voyeurism, public sex, fingering, anal play, anal sex, size kink, begging, a bit of overstim and tears, public use.
Caught — Cis M/trans M/cis M, 3.2k. MB. A thief is caught in the treasury and his punishment is delivered by the guards on duty. Unadulterated porn without plot — dubious consent, anal, vaginal, and oral sex, spitroasting, size difference, rough sex, fingering, messy sex with a bit of squirting and also messy oral, double penetration (vaginal/oral and vaginal/anal), crying, mindbreak, pussy spanking, spanking, some nipple play. Unsafe sex, no prophylactics or contraceptives are used or mentioned.
Archival Management — 10k, M/M, MB. An archivist with a messy life finds himself intensively managed by his sexy, older boss. Magical archivists in Camelot with the most mundane of delicious emotional and sexual issues. Featuring age difference, orgasm denial, oral, desperation, crying, a bit of mild humour and nastiness, delicious emotional manipulation, and a heavy dose of mind-reading.
A Gift for the Wolfmen — 6.4k, rated E. Two trans men, both being gangbanged by four cis wolfmen with huge cocks. Fantasy universe with adventurers and so forth. Featuring stuck-through-wall and grope boxes, body writing, vaginal, oral, and anal play, huge come inflation, size difference, knotting, power dynamics, virginity kink, objectification and dehumanisation, degradation, humiliation, breeding kink, body modification, mentions of lactation and pregnancy, and enthusiastic consent throughout.
FREE HORROR FICTION:
Ambitious Men — Rated M. MB. 11.6k. Archie had idolised Casper Hugo almost his entire life. Deeply fucked up fantasy-horror, wherein a man finds that his dream of taking over his hero’s restaurant is not to proceed as smoothly as he hoped.
Wild Country — 3k, Gen, rated T. A young woman walks home on a foggy night.
The Widower’s Garden — 12.5k, Rated M, MB. After a man is widowed, his husband begins to appear at the foot of his garden every night. Content warnings for horror, violence, trauma, infidelity, nasty guys being nasty.
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the actual litmus test on if i like a character in er or not is “are they nice to kerry weaver?” and everything else is just me justifying myself after the fact.
the scene in s2 where house gets a migraine means so much to me actually. the ducklings being so nice to him giving him meds and speaking softly and turning all the lights off and worrying abt him...
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i’m incredibly excited for all the pitt cast nominated for an emmy and upset for supriya and isa
BUT the biggest snub for me is shabana. the scene when roxie passes, the emotion as javadi and robby have that moment of silence with their big wet brown eyes. probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire season
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Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like
Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.
The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.
In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.
Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.
Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life
