Trans man. Gay. Dandy. Author of fantasy, romance, and erotica with a big focus on queer and disabled characters. He/him/his. This blog is 18+. www.JohannesTEvans.co.uk
Hello, I'm Johannes T. Evans, and I am a gay, disabled, trans man who writes a bunch!
There are hundreds of pieces available for free on my website as well as subscription-only content - here's a selection of free works for you to check out:
FREE ESSAYS:
How Much I, A Queer Self-Published Indie Author, Made In A Year (2025)
Gregory House, Disabled Bastard, in House MD Season 1
I Am Bad Representation
Ringing The Devil’s Doorbell: A Light-Hearted, Practical Guide to Vaginal & Vulvar Stimulation
What’s In A Uniform?: Imperial Attitudes Reflected in Starfleet’s Uniforms
FREE ROMANCE FICTION:
Dirk and the Weaver — 12k, rated M, MB. A shopkeeper slowly comes to fall for a weaver when he comes to town. Slow romance and fantasy short between a shopkeeper in an isolated Scottish village, and a weaver that comes up from somewhere way down south.
Sweet On — 7k, rated M, M/M. A chocolatier falls head over heels for one of his most austere customers. A very exuberant chocolatier crushes on desperately on the deadpan professor who begins coming into his shop for coffee. Autism for autism and lots of flirting and teasing.
Deep Breath — 7k, M/M, rated M. A painter is utterly obsessed with the butcher across the road, and the butcher is a little obsessed back. Lots of mental illness in this one, lots of reference — implicit and explicit — to suicidality, drug use, alcoholism, sexual assault and rape, ableism, consent issues, including past child sexual abuse, all in the context of a victim in recovery whilst also being in active addiction.
FREE FANTASY FICTION:
The Lord of the Wood’s Spring Bride — 10k, rated M. MB. A trans dressmaker is embroiled in the strange schemes of a local deity, and he lets himself be carried away with the tide.
Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. MB. Gellert Osgodby has worked as a business manager for the King family for nearly a decade when an error in judgement brings his employment to an abrupt end. Lucien Pike, a rival kingpin, employs his services instead.
A Stranger’s Visit — 3.6k, rated T. MB. A priest of Freyr receives a strange visitation. A little bit of Norse godliness versus Norse priestliness.
FREE EROTIC FICTION:
Academic Incentive — Rated E, M/M, 3.6k. A magical professor spreads one of his student’s holes for the education of the rest of the class ahead of a special incentive program — where the lowest scoring examination participant is used as sexual relief by the rest of his peers. Featuring voyeurism, public sex, fingering, anal play, anal sex, size kink, begging, a bit of overstim and tears, public use.
Caught — Cis M/trans M/cis M, 3.2k. MB. A thief is caught in the treasury and his punishment is delivered by the guards on duty. Unadulterated porn without plot — dubious consent, anal, vaginal, and oral sex, spitroasting, size difference, rough sex, fingering, messy sex with a bit of squirting and also messy oral, double penetration (vaginal/oral and vaginal/anal), crying, mindbreak, pussy spanking, spanking, some nipple play. Unsafe sex, no prophylactics or contraceptives are used or mentioned.
Archival Management — 10k, M/M, MB. An archivist with a messy life finds himself intensively managed by his sexy, older boss. Magical archivists in Camelot with the most mundane of delicious emotional and sexual issues. Featuring age difference, orgasm denial, oral, desperation, crying, a bit of mild humour and nastiness, delicious emotional manipulation, and a heavy dose of mind-reading.
A Gift for the Wolfmen — 6.4k, rated E. Two trans men, both being gangbanged by four cis wolfmen with huge cocks. Fantasy universe with adventurers and so forth. Featuring stuck-through-wall and grope boxes, body writing, vaginal, oral, and anal play, huge come inflation, size difference, knotting, power dynamics, virginity kink, objectification and dehumanisation, degradation, humiliation, breeding kink, body modification, mentions of lactation and pregnancy, and enthusiastic consent throughout.
FREE HORROR FICTION:
Ambitious Men — Rated M. MB. 11.6k. Archie had idolised Casper Hugo almost his entire life. Deeply fucked up fantasy-horror, wherein a man finds that his dream of taking over his hero’s restaurant is not to proceed as smoothly as he hoped.
Wild Country — 3k, Gen, rated T. A young woman walks home on a foggy night.
The Widower’s Garden — 12.5k, Rated M, MB. After a man is widowed, his husband begins to appear at the foot of his garden every night. Content warnings for horror, violence, trauma, infidelity, nasty guys being nasty.
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thinking about established hotchreid and their dynamic while on cases, how sometimes it can be so difficult to be firm with each other because they're dating. like especially with early hotchreid and cases like elephants memory and spencer says something out of line and aaron has to talk to him. im thinking about the tension in the room, the ache in their hearts, the frustration of it all, how spencer feels justified in his anger, feels like aaron would understand him because he knows him then then aaron has to be the unit chief, he's got to keep the appearance of the team so he reprimands spencer and just how awful he must feel to do that, how awful they must feel to be at this situation, how they absolutely have to talk through it later when they're back home, in their safe place where they can unpack the case and how they both feel and how they'll handle things in the future
Mamdani put together a panel of 18 lawyers that was bs supposed to “represent the demographics of the city” and put no Jews on it. Jews are 10% of the city’s population. Jews are overrepresented in the legal field as it is. In NYC we’re probably at least 25% but I’ve not found hard numbers from any reliable source. If we’re 23% of the field in NYC, the odds of this happening is less than 1%. The legal standard of “beyond a reasonable doubt” is 95-99% sure. We hit less than 5% if Jews are only 16% of NYC lawyers.
EDIT: @strangesmallbard has been helping me find some numbers on this. For some reason there’s very little data, but according to this paper, which cites an earlier source, over 60% of NYC bar members were Jewish in the mid 60s. The Jewish population of NYC at that time, was probably somewhere around 20% (extrapolating from numbers given by wikipedia, not exact). The Jewish population is presently around 10% of the city. Even accounting for the fact that, these days, probably a smaller percent of Jews become lawyers than did 60 years ago there’s no fucking way it’s fallen under 25% of lawyers in NYC are Jewish. No chance. This is fucking hiring discrimination.
Also like. In this article from the forward you can see his response to being asked abt it on video. His response was not, “Jews are a valued part pf our community, this was an unacceptable oversight and we should fix it.” No. His response was, [paraphrasing] “We considerex a Jewish defense attorney for the role but he represented Ghislane Maxwell so we don’t want him.” He then went onto say that he didn’t want anyone from the “Epstein world” involved. First off. They interviewed A Jew. This is the only Jewish attorney in all of fucking NEW YORK CITY that they considered for a position with 18 slots to fill that was supposed to be representative of the city’s demographic.
Next, the supposed reason for the rejection was because he defended a horrible person as a defense attorney. Basically, “He did his job as he was supposed to so we’re not gonna hire him.” It’s not as if, to my knowledge, this guy’s actually implicated or has longstanding associations. He’s just. A guy who defended someone from criminal prosecution. That’s an essential service to the functioning of our democracy. Defense attorneys defend awful, guilty people bc you determine guilt through a trial. If some set of people don’t get it, all the government had to do is accuse you of being part of that set and then you don’t get a fair trial.
And lastly, not only does he say he didn’t wanna work with the ONLY Jew he’d considered for it in any capacity for doing his job as a defense attorney, he adds on that it’s bc he’s part of the, “Epstein world”. Really sounds like he’s just accusing a Jew of being part of the global sex trafficking of children (an old conspiracy theory abt Jews) bc of a loose association. If he was just the defense attorney he wasn’t part of the, “Epstein world”, he was just an attorney doing his job as all attorneys should. If he WAS actually involved with Epstein (there’s no evidence of this afaik) it’s absurd that he got far enough along to be considered.
I’ve been encouraging people to have perspective of Mamdani’s antisemitism for a while. Right wing sources have made mountains out of molehills with him for a while. There has been some truth to the claims since the start, but ultimately major media sources have been throwing it at him with such vehemence and to a disproportionate degree bc he’s a brown muslim man and they wanna delegitimize him. Consider how little you heard the name Eric Adams in the news if you lived outside NYC compared to Mamdani. However, that doesn’t mean the antisemitism wasn’t there. He’s been dropping dogwhistles from the start, even if you may not have noticed. But, his antisemitism was comparable to that of the rest of the democratic party. Not extreme or so drastically different to merit the attention it was getting. This is a big change. The only plausible explanation for assembling 18 lawyers in NYC and having none be Jews is to actively work to exclude them. The statistics don’t add up otherwise. This is fucked, this is dangerous, and given that this is a committee for nominating judges, it’s disenfranchisement and it needs to be talked abt.
Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important
I love that everybody in the comments seems so surprised, or are acting like this was just a phase. Yall. Have you not seen my blog theme?? The wig and makeup for my rosy maple moth costume I’m wearing to Dashcon 2 is based on an obscure Riddler henchgirl. My WiFi name at home is “Pandora’s Box.” I have green and purple bedding. And green and purple couches.
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these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.
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I should have killed you, as I had so many others. But something stayed my hand, a weakness I had never known before.
We will never end, you and I. Even in death.
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“The ad was in a women’s magazine and if I remember correctly, was for a perfume. It featured a white woman lying in bed with a black man. The man’s shirtless back was to the viewer, making only his taut, muscular form and powerful-looking arms and shoulders visible. He was faceless, unidentified. The woman looked sultrily at us from over his mysterious form, satisfaction writ large over her features. She had partaken of whatever delights this man had to offer and was smugly, luxuriantly basking in the afterglow. The ad copy was, “Take a walk on the wild side.” My teacher used the ad as an example of how marketers can use certain words and images to convey large amounts of information subtly and effectively. A white woman having sex with a black man? How risqué. The implication: be a little like that woman. Spray on that perfume and feel like the kind of girl who has sex with faceless, muscular black men in ritzy hotel rooms because it’s an adventure, a thrill, a risk, something illicitly pleasurable. These are the semiotics of race. This is why columnists will trip over themselves not to call Lupita Nyong’o or Angela Basset “beautiful”, choosing instead to use terms that call to mind a kind of savage, animalistic magnetism: fierce, striking, edgy, eye-catching. Words like “pretty” and “beautiful” and “cute” are for white women whose bodies and sexualities are not seen as wild, animal, or untamed. Black men are hulking, threatening, thuggish; white men are charming, sexy heartthrobs with hearts of gold. Brown women are exotic, with their “honey-coloured” skin and their “mystical”, “enchanting” beauty, unlike their white counterparts, who are held up as not only ideal, but knowable and safe. White people are beautiful; non-white people are dangerous.”
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“The Semiotics of Race, or: Walks on the Wild Side”