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So in the ‘Marvel Rivals’ tie-in comic. Jeff is brought into the fray when Namor comes across him in his reality and takes him with him. Given he already had the (pink) collar and his profile has quotes from Gwen and Kate, my headcanon is that Namor straight-up just…
took their kid
…while they were in the shop, Jeff waiting outside.
And with Galacta claiming Jeff as hers over one of the announcements, I like to imagine Gwen and Kate entering the scene with a ‘Mufasa’ song quote as mama bears:
“You took our son. I hope you can run.”
Clearly, this means they have to add Gwen and Kate to Rivals
I want to get a sign to carry when I cosplay Gwen that just says "Galacta Stole my Landshark!"
Marvel United: A Pride Special #1. Art by Luciano Vechio.
I saw some discussion about this cover and people not recognizing all the characters... so I did the only logical thing and made a reading list. Here's a comic recommendation for every queer character on this cover!
I have NO idea how y'all find Jeff cute he's just annoying as fuck
Which comic are you talking about? I’ve read all his comics and he’s like he’s nothing but consistently adorable?
He befriends goslings and protects them.
He gave up the fish he got for himself to feed a stray cat and kittens
He helps neighborhood children with their lemonade stands
He wears a dolphin costume so he doesn’t scare anyone while swimming
marvel rivals Jeff sorry
Comics Jeff is adorable lmao
Oh ok, sorry the two post rebuttal but I hope you enjoy the cute Jeff propaganda
I have NO idea how y'all find Jeff cute he's just annoying as fuck
Which comic are you talking about? I’ve read all his comics and he’s like he’s nothing but consistently adorable?
He befriends goslings and protects them.
He gave up the fish he got for himself to feed a stray cat and kittens
He helps neighborhood children with their lemonade stands
He wears a dolphin costume so he doesn’t scare anyone while swimming
And yes, I admit he does lack self control around what he eats which can result in having to pay high vet bills or for food he stole from the store
Which is annoying
He is still SO CUTE
Even when he ruins Thanksgiving
He at the whole turkey and everyone was unhappy about that but he is still CUTE

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I have NO idea how y'all find Jeff cute he's just annoying as fuck
Which comic are you talking about? I’ve read all his comics and he’s like he’s nothing but consistently adorable?
He befriends goslings and protects them.
He gave up the fish he got for himself to feed a stray cat and kittens
He helps neighborhood children with their lemonade stands
He wears a dolphin costume so he doesn’t scare anyone while swimming
As someone who is not really a shipper of anything i just love drama(the fanfic angst that is actually a lowkey comedy type of drama), i need y'all to talk to me about mcu getting gwenpool and kate and her having the same dynamic as their comic selves and yelena being jealous because wtf do u mean kate bishop, the hawkeye to her blackwidow ALREADY HAS A BLONDE ASSASSIN FOR HERSELF...(they dont know bob and gwen are plotting for the mcu to get their hawkeye and blackwidow 2.0 duo)
Imagine Gwen introducing Yelena to the concept of asexual as an identity and dragging her to pride events. Gwen would be so happy to meet another aroace and introduce her to all the support she's found in the community.
I love the idea of Kate as I'm straight, but also in a queer platonic relationship with multiple women.
Yeah. Gwen and Kate are basically written as a QPR now, though no-one says the word. Though to be fair no-one really says the word.
I think that's great. Kate Bishop 'token straight teammate who has never dated a straight guy' and Gwen Poole's Queer Platonic Life partner/co-parent of Jeff the Land Shark
Still unclear about their living situation, it seems Gwen has her own place, but also just stay over at Kate's all the time. Which isn't an issue cause Kate is rich and Gwenpool can retcon her finances into being whatever she wants
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#qpr GwenKate I love you so much#I need more people to see the vision. Kate have her girlfriend (America) and her boyfriend (Elli Bradley#But she also have Gwen. She's Gwen. She crush on her soffa from time to time.#I just think they're very interesting bc ofc they're THE chaos due but also they both feel like some sort of a failure who can't keep their#life in order and Kate was scared that she was gonna be a villain in Hawkeye 2016 and Gwen did in her solo#they both have kind of complicated relationships with their siblings and they genuinely enjoy each other's company and fighting#side by side. Gwen thinks she's the better Hawkeye. Kate litterly dragged her into her team when Gwen only wanted to bring tacos. They both#don't have powers (used to in Gwen's case) But they LOVE being heros.#Remember when Kate was the only one who showed up to Gwen's funeral. They really like each other and I need more people to love them#Also I adore both of them individually so it helped me to see the vision.#marvel#kate bishop#gwen poole (via @thesevenstarfoxes)
Queer platonic life partners and Landshark Co-parents
I feel like Arrow Ace and Aroace has some sort of ship name potential (are queer platonic pairings still called ships?)
This girl has a shark, a heptapus, and a pig already she doesn’t need more
Wolvie-kawaii speaks to me

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I don’t think I need to explain myself
So in “It’s Jeff” Jeff lives with Gwen Poole and Kate Bishop in New York City and in Venice California (assuming Jeff would visit a park walking distance from his home in a metro area with bad public transportation)
That’s Linnie Canal Park
The house in CA is pink and might be Gwen’s house
The colors match her
So does Gwen own a home in LA and live with Kate in NYC part time?
Does Kate own multiple homes and they both spend part of the year in CA?
In the It’s Jeff Venom War comic it’s stated Kate has a home in NYC and that Gwen is living with her temporarily
So does Gwen have a place in LA and Kate have a place in New York and they have joint custody of Jeff? Do they live with each other whenever they’re in the same city?
Are they roommates who are co-pet parents or does Kate keep Jeff for Gwen part of the time?
So there’s a Krokoa Portal to NYC and LA so traveling between the two cities isn’t hard for Gwen
So she could live in New York with Kate and also in LA (maybe with Kate they may have their own places in the area)
They are co-parenting Jeff. Are they platonic life partners?
Gwen is Aroace
And Kate is the token straight girl (mostly straight?)
So ideal queer platonic life partners/coparents since neither would be interested in more than that from the other?
They may also each have separate homes in NYC and LA and just stay over at each others homes a lot
Cause this is a different apartment
And cause Kate’s house here looks different
But it’s possible Kate and Gwen live right next door to each other
Since surrounding houses aren’t pink
So in “It’s Jeff” Jeff lives with Gwen Poole and Kate Bishop in New York City and in Venice California (assuming Jeff would visit a park walking distance from his home in a metro area with bad public transportation)
That’s Linnie Canal Park
The house in CA is pink and might be Gwen’s house
The colors match her
So does Gwen own a home in LA and live with Kate in NYC part time?
Does Kate own multiple homes and they both spend part of the year in CA?
In the It’s Jeff Venom War comic it’s stated Kate has a home in NYC and that Gwen is living with her temporarily
So does Gwen have a place in LA and Kate have a place in New York and they have joint custody of Jeff? Do they live with each other whenever they’re in the same city?
Are they roommates who are co-pet parents or does Kate keep Jeff for Gwen part of the time?
So there’s a Krokoa Portal to NYC and LA so traveling between the two cities isn’t hard for Gwen
So she could live in New York with Kate and also in LA (maybe with Kate they may have their own places in the area)
They are co-parenting Jeff. Are they platonic life partners?
Gwen is Aroace
And Kate is the token straight girl (mostly straight?)
So ideal queer platonic life partners/coparents since neither would be interested in more than that from the other?
So in “It’s Jeff” Jeff lives with Gwen Poole and Kate Bishop in New York City and in Venice California (assuming Jeff would visit a park walking distance from his home in a metro area with bad public transportation)
That’s Linnie Canal Park
The house in CA is pink and might be Gwen’s house
The colors match her
So does Gwen own a home in LA and live with Kate in NYC part time?
Does Kate own multiple homes and they both spend part of the year in CA?
In the It’s Jeff Venom War comic it’s stated Kate has a home in NYC and that Gwen is living with her temporarily
So does Gwen have a place in LA and Kate have a place in New York and they have joint custody of Jeff? Do they live with each other whenever they’re in the same city?
Are they roommates who are co-pet parents or does Kate keep Jeff for Gwen part of the time?
used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.
“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”
“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”
“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

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I'm happy that Gwenpool is apparently still with the West Coast Avengers in current year. I'm always happy when Gwen and Kate share screentime.
No idea what half these characters are doing in this scene, though. Did Miles and the Wolverines hop on a bus to San Fran?
I think Kate and Gwen live together and have homes in California and New York City (or Kate does and Gwen lives with her-is Kate still super rich?)
The “It’s Jeff” infinity series shows Kate and Gwen as Jeff’s pet parents with them used interchangeably in the Funnies Comic Short sitcom pet owner role.
Sometimes It’s Jeff seems to be set in New York and sometimes in California.
Although those comics don’t establish where Gwen and Kate are operating as super heroes because if mostly focuses on sitcom slice of life stuff- going grocery shopping with your pet land shark, taking pet land shark to the vet, taking your pet land shark to the groomers, giving your pet land shark vet prescribed things like pills or neck cones.
Whether they’re in New York or Cali seems to be dependent on the gag.
A gag involving the Thanksgiving Parade Float requires living in NYC
A gag requiring a yard requires living on the west coast
I’m not sure is the heroes in the latest comic are on a team or if everyone in area came running because of the threat which appears to be in New York since the street is right outside
And it seems to be the same furniture from Its Jeff Venom War
sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.