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I have a question. I understand you cannot commission written works on archive of our own, original or fan works.
But I also understand that you should not ask artists for free fanart and that artists can commission art whether original or fan art.
Why are artists allowed to ask for money?
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I think I might be about to send a deranged email
Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission
HUGE NEWS
Hayden Panettiere, known for her roles on "Heroes" and in "Scream 4" and "Scream 6," has died. Her rep confirmed her death to ABC News.
Hayden Panettiere, known for her roles on “Heroes” and in “Scream 4” and “Scream VI,” has died. Her rep confirmed her death to ABC News. A cause of death was not immediately known.
Hayden was also the original voice of Kairi until 2007
may she rest in peace
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i hope they’re somewhere ice skating together ❤️🩹
So fucking sad.
Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirmed to ABC News on Sunday. She was 36 years old.
the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this
I quite enjoyed the end of oak street but why did the Titanaboa not have scales 😭 it looked like a penis 😭😭😭
I assumed it was an undiscovered prehistoric legless lizard that could have theoretically existed in the Jurassic rather than a snake
I like legless lizards they’ve got this giant worm scariness
THAT MAKES SENSE!! I remember thinking their fleshiness reminded me of legless lizards, it's skull was just so completely python to me that I ignored the theory
It has the stupid python skull and face + titanaboa size + legless lizard skin so I think it's fair to assume it's an undiscovered Fucking Thing
Jurassic Thing that you can’t prove didn’t exist because the fossil record is 99.9% incomplete - just like the giant feathered coelophysis
This is really funny to me because it's basically just saying it's better than the Jurassic World movies. It's a very targeted comparison.
There was “Primitive War” (2024) which was also better than the Jurassic World movies.
Hard disagree. Primitive War was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. When I left I couldn’t remember a single character’s name. They were all so dull.
End of Oak Street I would put on par or above the best of the Jurassic World movies. Genuinely entertaining movie, wonderful levels of dinosaur violence, fantastic main character, incredibly skilled actors. Ewan McGregor absolutely killed his role. Just a really good movie.
Primitive War is a Vietnam war movie with dinosaurs that were really well done and accurate design wise. Also evil Russian mad scientists. Very pulpy and that fact it’s Australian and like the Australian actors can’t do American accents or Russian accents makes it more campy.
Maybe it helps if you read the book but I remember the characters although they more stock Vietnam war movie characters. The leader trying to get his men out alive. The one with mental illness. The Native American guy.
It’s about the genre mash with Vietnam war movie and scifi monster dinosaur movie. Which is still better the last two Jurassic World movies.
Are the dinosaurs a metaphor or is it just... what if dinosaurs in Vietnam?
Either way, color me intrigued.
Well I mean The End of Oak Street is also better than Primitive War I just want to be clear that there have been more dinosaur movies
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My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.
Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss
How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source
animals i really want to introduce to the USA:
-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.
-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.
-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.
-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.
-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.
-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.
-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.
-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.
Animals I would introduce to each continent:
Europe: Wombat
We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.
Asia: Wombat
We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.
North America: Wombat
We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.
South America: Wombat
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.
Africa: Wombat
The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.
Antarctica: Wombat
I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.
Australia: Wombat
The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.
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#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though
Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be
i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.
#i thought wombats were rabbit-sized? but they're actually hugelarge?? wow???
RABBIT-SIZED??
I mean it could be comparable to rabbit sized. Still bigger though
This is really funny to me because it's basically just saying it's better than the Jurassic World movies. It's a very targeted comparison.
There was “Primitive War” (2024) which was also better than the Jurassic World movies.
Hard disagree. Primitive War was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. When I left I couldn’t remember a single character’s name. They were all so dull.
End of Oak Street I would put on par or above the best of the Jurassic World movies. Genuinely entertaining movie, wonderful levels of dinosaur violence, fantastic main character, incredibly skilled actors. Ewan McGregor absolutely killed his role. Just a really good movie.
Primitive War is a Vietnam war movie with dinosaurs that were really well done and accurate design wise. Also evil Russian mad scientists. Very pulpy and that fact it’s Australian and like the Australian actors can’t do American accents or Russian accents makes it more campy.
Maybe it helps if you read the book but I remember the characters although they more stock Vietnam war movie characters. The leader trying to get his men out alive. The one with mental illness. The Native American guy.
It’s about the genre mash with Vietnam war movie and scifi monster dinosaur movie. Which is still better the last two Jurassic World movies.
Out of idle curiosity, where/when you grew up, how did people mince the swear-word “shit”?
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I quite enjoyed the end of oak street but why did the Titanaboa not have scales 😭 it looked like a penis 😭😭😭
I assumed it was an undiscovered prehistoric legless lizard that could have theoretically existed in the Jurassic rather than a snake
I like legless lizards they’ve got this giant worm scariness
in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death
a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)
Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic
the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal
this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately
somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large
following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor
today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea
the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil
