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shout out to the viking who had to label their deer antler lest they forget what it is
Not too long ago I had to explain to someone that runes aren’t really “that special” as in, they’re used in esoteric spheres and given insane but pointless meaning.
And than there is actual runes
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a dream I had
This is why you see so many many many "we can't vote our way out of this" posts online. They know that sentiment will depress turnout. Turnout that will get the people paying them kicked out of power.
Vote
Hungarian voters were smart on an individual level, throwing their support behind Magyar over how they might have traditionally voted, but there was an institutional element to it as well: it took most of the other parties dropping out of contention in order to clear the decks and avoid vote-splitting, which was a brave and principled thing for them to do.
To put this in American terms: They teamed up to elect Mitt Romney to defeat Donald Trump, something our left would never do.
the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating
id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating
They haven't sorry
thats fucked up
once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere
after the end cretaceous extinction event, basically all megafaunal niches were suddenly empty; and most got filled in some way. proboscideans instead of sauropods, carnivorans instead of theropods, ungulates instead of ceratopsians and hadrosaurs etc...
but the thing is: only *most* got filled to some extent
not all
because there used to be dragons
and now their niche is just *empty*
it's like i can feel the gap they left, in everything from open grassland ecosystems to isolated islands; the world we know is shaped by the absence of a truly big flying predator
no bird could ever fill their niche, because of plain and simple anatomical constraints
because they cannot use their wings to jump
birds could never be azdarchids
they could never be dragons
there are no more dragons
but there used to be
there used to be...
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I have just enough knowledge about archaeologists working for the American federal government to write the most boring stargate: SG1 fanfiction ever put to page. Everyone be thankful I have not inflicted it upon you.
It would also be a good opportunity to set the fanon record straight a bit. Nobody in the archaeology world would be shocked about an archaeologist working for the Air Force. Working for the federal government is one of the most normal career trajectories for archaeologists in the United States. If you search “archeologist” (note, the federal spelling omits the second ‘a’ for some bureaucratic reason) on USAJobs right now, 5 open positions come up. Two of them for the army.
Granted, Daniel’s a bit of an odd case since he got run out of academic archaeology first instead of coming up via the CRM track, but still.
“Why would the Air Force hire an archaeologist?” Is the wrong question. They (and every other branch of the military) have dozens of others for completely normal non-aliens reasons. (And no, im not talking about contractors. People performing Inherently Governmental Activities are gonna be civilian GS employees.) Some of them attend SAA events every year perfectly normally. Better question: why has nobody from the Colorado State Historic Preservation Office, the Office of the State Archaeologist, or the Ute tribe met this guy?
#basically there are a lot of people out there who think they know what Daniel’s job is #and also think he’s terrible at it #‘What do you mean Cheyenne mountain has had an archaeologist for TEN YEARS and he’s never emailed us once?’ #<- statements overheard at SHPO
#pffft#oh so not only do they think he's racist they also think he's completely phoning in his job#but also this is making me think about#Daniel Jackson Has To Actually Do CRM At Cheyenne Mountain Because SGC Wants To Build A New Hangar For Their Alien Spacecraft fic#Daniel Jackson Does Tribal Consultation and the Ute THPO doesn't actually /want/ to meet with him due to the Ancient Aliens thing#Stargate
(tags via specialagentartemis)
The really excellent thing is that even after he does [what everyone thinks is] his job publicly where they can see, they’re still gonna think he’s been phoning it in this whole time because it’s so obvious from the way he goes about it that it’s not what he regularly does.
“What do you think he normally does with his time?” Says the person who just got their first ever in ten years email from Dr. Jackson. It’s awkwardly phrased and missing about half the necessary information.
“While on the clock? Probably pitching to the history channel or something,” says their coworker. “2 Ancient 2 Aliens.”
“I don’t know if that’s better or worse than him writing—“ she pauses to do air quotes. “—‘Pyramids of the Gods’ on the taxpayer dime. This whole project is gonna be torture.”
[CUT TO DANIEL who is, at that very moment, actively being tortured]
Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
my favorite fantasy world is tortall
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
this post is like five posts per post
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Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?
Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?
Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.
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*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*
They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.
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Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.
Professionals wouldn’t notice, they aren’t watching our solar system or even close stars. Every vital part of information was thanks to people with hobbies!
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Still the best gaming fact.
Noted: misogyny is a skill issue
