Stop Being Weird About Being Weird

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

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bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

This Zah feel like Heroin... This Heroin feel like Zah!

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

if someone mildly disagrees with you KILL THEM

“We should nuke them” “No, no, I’m telling you: carpet bombs would save money”