Gutter Rat

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

there's something stupid going inside my head

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

I love this website so much