Gutter Rat

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

there's something stupid going inside my head