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gayward-vagabond

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

adultdadfinder

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

northernolddragon

wolfsong-the-bloody-beast

systlin

My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.

systlin

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

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soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

rottenpumpkin13

R.i.p my brush pen idk why I did that

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“ship whatever you want except xyz. there is a limit” so you miss the entire point of what I just said 👌🏻

there is, in fact, no limit. I may be uncomfortable with it, I may even find it unpleasant/disturbing, but my personal feelings are not rules that can be applied to other people, and they absolutely do not justify shaming or harassing other people.

chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

chronophobica

other instruments are like we are fully assembled dont worry!! just put the mouthpiece on!! and then clarinets are sitting there at the start of every single rehearsal with a gundam kit like dont worry guys i'll be ready to play in about 2 business days

chronophobica

the notes on this post are like a crash course in tumblr reply mindset. you can find these guys everywhere once you start looking

"clarinets aren't even that hard to put together they're 3 pieces" you have never looked at a disassembled clarinet in your life

"[other instrument] is worse" this post is about clarinets

"this is [other instrument] erasure" this post is about clarinets

"op has clearly never interacted with [other instrument]" this is true. because this post is about clarinets

"it takes me 30 seconds to assemble a clarinet" have you heard of a literary device called hyperbole

"everyone point and laugh" yeah that's fair

"squidward" please find new jokes

dream-in-a-jar

Just googled "disassembled clarinet" so I won't become tumblr replyguy #1 and oh. okay.

yeah no i'd need an ikea style manual to put this together

artsyrean

no wonder squidward was miserable all the time

irlactualhuman

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

agwhaan

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

because-im-freaking-greed

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

irlactualhuman

How fucking dare you.

communalwife

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Spotlight on Omegas at AO3

In a society that values alphas and betas, omegas can often be overlooked. This April 1st, we're placing omegas front and center at AO3. Check our latest news post for details: https://otw-news.org/7ehh7trb

quietwingsinthesky

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

quietwingsinthesky

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

kouha

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

kouha

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

the-big-mood

wizardshark

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

sexshopshenanigans

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

theweirdwideweb

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

theweirdwideweb

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

theweirdwideweb

handsmotif

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

bitchesgetriches

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

rayneydayss

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

hereissomething

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

painkillerscoffeeandcathair

Even the medication manufacturer can provide coupons. My monthly injection goes from $1800 to $20, and I pay a $5 copay.

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cristalplanetheart

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savethewailes

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

adelphicoracle

Perfect tags

i-cant-carry-it-for-you

transfemininomenon

absolutely LOST in the sauce

battered-sausage

tlirsgender

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

tlirsgender

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

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