gwenpool X spidergwen should be called GwenGwen

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

"You should be tracking your weight daily" buddy, it's completely normal for your body weight to swing fairly significantly based on your current hydration level and how recently you last ate, and if you think there's any point in my day where I can reliably control for those factors, frankly you're making some unwarranted assumptions about how regularly I remember to eat.

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

Shifts in attitude around the word "penis" in writing are fascinating to me because it's an oddball case of a word becoming more formal over time. As recently as the late 20th Century, "penis" was regarded as sufficiently obscene that even some medical texts would skirt delicately around it, favouring terms like "phallus" or "male member", and it was a frequent sight in published erotica. These days, it's acquired such a clinical air that calling a penis a penis in porn can come off as painfully formal. Given the timing of that transition, I'm half-wondering whether the Internet going public had anything to do with it – and if so, I'm keen to see if other penis words will follow suit. Who knows? In another thirty years, the word "cock" may be regarded as fit only for medical kink!