gwenpool X spidergwen should be called GwenGwen

If the official Legend of Zelda timeline is to be believed, the same exact Ganon has done the "calamitous final transformation that can only ever be used once because it burns away your humanity" thing on like four unconnected occasions, which suggests that for evil wizards humanity is a renewable resource.

yo this guy's two dicks

easy misunderstanding to make, this guy is actually one very long double-ended dick

many such cases

Actually it is two light rods, maybe; it descended as 2, which came together to be this, then split back into two to fly off

Dude thank god for Zoran Mamdani cause ever since that guy got elected the amount of left-bashing I've seen from regular libs who aren't either deeply imbedded in mainstream Dem politics or some kind of parasocial hater has gone down dramatically

For a long time now Bernie Sanders has been the face of the American left and I like Sanders but a lot of liberals legitimately loved Hillary and the fact that he ran against her in a year that was supposed to be a coronation for her has forever soured a percentage of the base on him, and that souring extended out to his most zealous supporters as well. Zoran, on the other hand, not only gets to point to a number of concrete policy Ws, but saved NYC from being run by either a serial sexual predator or a comically corrupt oaf.

I understand that when soulslikes do the whole "the Golden Age was a self-serving lie, the Kingdom has always been as rotten as it is now" thing they mean societally, but sometimes I like to imagine they mean it, like, physically. The Guardian of the Realm has always been a nine foot tall horsedog.

What's wrong with being a nine foot tall horsedog is what I want to know. They can guard the realm as well as anyone.

I'd argue they can guard the realm even better than, for instance, an eight foot tall justdog

I'd rather have an eight foot tall justdog guarding the realm than a nine foot tall cruelandarbitrarydog.

While obviously World War I wasn't called that until there was a World War II to compare it to, the phrase "the First World War" actually predates WWII, in the sense of being the first war of its kind. So if you went back in time to between WWI and WWII and referred to the former as "World War I", you wouldn't necessarily out yourself as a time traveller, but people would be thinking "what an odd way to phrase that".

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

out of my way. i need to claim my free milhouse shield

"really good. I mean, really bad. but really funny. and funniness is a virtue"

I can't believe we spent like a decade arguing about AI in the Box stuff when they didn't even bother with a box

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices