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this suddenly appeared before my eyes and my hands were moved to make it

#loss.jpg #i see no difference love is love

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furryprovocateur

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

furryprovocateur

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

furryprovocateur

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

furryprovocateur

letslipthehounds

I feel like this is important information about this post.

saulwexler

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

queenofnots

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

mornington-the-crescent

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

crownedpatriot11

What do you think he does

red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

theodoretheninja

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

wanderer-chronicles

serregon

🤨

proship-fictionkin

THE TEXAS HAMMER

nanitecitys

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

elphabaoftheopera

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

therogueduchess

knightofiris

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

asteroidtroglodyte

Sweet James

nada-nothin-nil

used to pass this every day

brightside-brigade

This is just how lawyers are.

rabbitmotifs

morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

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awritersbro

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

edgar-allan-possum

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

tlaquetzqui

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

whencartoonsruletheworld

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

whencartoonsruletheworld

I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.

daughter-of-sapph0

i would really like it if ciswomen momentarily subjected to transmisogyny would say anything other than "i was born female" as a way to deflect. it just screams "this shouldn't happen to me, im not your main target".

try thinking for five seconds about trans women who cannot use that same deflection when they deal with the exact same shit 24/7

daughter-of-sapph0

lady gaga was the baseline for what an ally should be. if confronted with accusation of being trans, your default response should be "okay? so what? is that such a big deal".

saying "im actually a real biological vagina having female, and you're so stupid" is not stopping transmisogyny. its in fact contributing more to it. its enforcing the divide between ciswomen and trans women. its making the world unsafe for us. and it's making it so that the next time any woman gets accused of being trans, its gonna be worse for her because of the rise in transmisogyny you are inadvertently contributing to.

nedlittle

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

nedlittle

another one bites the dust

boomvagynamite

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

traycakes

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender.

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

b0nkcreat

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

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midnightssea

spotted this sign at a hotdog restaurant where the extra long hotdog is called “the homewrecker”

liarsblade

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

invisiblefoxfire

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

cloverandcrossbones

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

homestuck-music-tournament

Sburban Jungle vs Aggrievance

Which is the better Homestuck track?

Sburaban Jungle

Aggrievance

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

Sburban Jungle From Homestuck Vol. 4 By Michael Guy Bowman Propaganda: "It's 10/10. The xylophone in the background keeps the song moving, with a sense of motion that doesn't stop until around 2 minutes in, nicely coinciding with rose's entry. The piano acts as the main melody, and though that melody is simple enough, it's STRONG and gives the entire song a sense of importance. Everything comes together to make this the perfect song for where it plays." "genuinely such a banger. when it hits that changeup like 2 and a half minutes through… GOD" "there isn't a universe where i'd vote for anything but sburban jungle. it might be the winner of this entire tournament. when i reread homestuck a couple of years ago my appreciation towards sburban jungle grew by 3546%, it is amazing. and the way it changes is *chef's kiss*" "sburban jungle is simply too powerful" "The way that it uses ostinato is just so impressive from a musical standpoint. Not only does it perfectly encapsulate the wonder of seeing the sburb loading screen for the first time, it makes you realize just how in over their heads the kids are. It is genuinely the perfect theme for a webcomic about a timeloop-riddled video game that causes the doom of everyone who plays it. It IS the note desolation plays to keep it's instrument in tune. please let this win."

Aggrievance From Homestuck Vol. 5 By Mark J. Hadley Propaganda: "Fuckin groovy." "aggrieve motif is never not fucking killing it!!!"

#poor aggrievance tbh #hydrogen bomb vs stick of tnt

milquetoaast

source

yanguang

homestuck-music-tournament

III - Serenade vs Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

Which is the better Homestuck track?

III - Serenade

Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

III - Serenade From Symphony Impossible To Play By Clark Powell Propaganda: None submitted

Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse From Homestuck Vol. 9 By Malcolm Brown Propaganda: "AAAA I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!! if you havent listened to this one. do it now. i listen to it a lot" "CLASSIC!" "also a bop. so whimsical" "Roxy pretty much just named this song herself as far as I'm concerned. It reminds me of Boney M's Rasputin… a song I think Roxy would 100% enjoy." "i listen to pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse alllllll the time" "Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse is legit one of the best HS tracks fight me"

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natalieironside

>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"

>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"

>gender.fmv

>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"

>they all start doing it

>they start dropping the "Dungeon"

>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"

natalieironside

Update to this post: I deadpanned "Alright, you can roll a perception check if you promise to be a good boy" and there was like a solid minute of silence

I love tabletop roleplaying games

toskarinfr

princessslea

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

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