me? gongaga

the pope announced that all dogs go to heaven with the exception of the beatboxing puppy

beatboxing puppygirl

it was supposed to be an easy mission: go in, kill the target, escape unseen. nothing i haven't done a thousand times before. what i hadn't expected was for the damn puppy to start beatboxing

honestly fuck the beatboxing puppy. "i know you think its funny" whyre you assuming shit about me? i think its funny? funny how? let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but its funny how? i mean funny like youre a clown, you amuse me? you make me laugh, youre here to fucking amuse me? what do you mean funny, funny how? how are you funny? you said i think its funny. how the fuck is it funny? what the fuck is so funny about you? tell me. tell me!

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

better than ezra in the navidson record be like sitting around the house