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Cross my heart and rub my tummy, lick my lips and eat a yummy
everybody wants to rule the world

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“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.
Came right up when I searched it, unfortunately
its always cock block and never cock parry. or god forbid cock riposte
please someone draw evo moment 37 with cock
“the most incredible and romantic vintage sheer long white floral lace dressing gown circa the 1980’s.”…🌹☁️ sororite vintage
rest well
waking up version here

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feeling cute since @heedra posted about bald women so i figured i would post this
halmarut
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on
Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer
*sighs*
*slaps the reblog button*
damn it…
18 August, 2006 to 18 August, 2026 20 Years of Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

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Harry Potter fans are so fucking annoying
The twelve publishers that rejected JK Rowling are the most vindicated people in history
i have no clue what could possibly have happened to cause my body to expel a horrid torrent of blubbery feculence from my a-hole, but when i tell you it smelled unbelievably fucking foul i ain't kidding. imagine eating thirty deviled eggs and then throwing up into a cooler on labor day. smelled like that.
girls hit your hallelujah
girls hit your hallelujah
giRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH
cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch don’t beLIEVE mE just watch don’t believe me just wATCH DON’T believE ME JuST WATCH don’t believe me just watch DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH hey hEY HEY OH
idk u guys wire mother sounds kindaaaa hot

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What gets me about HP fans is the excuses they will make for themselves, so they can convince themselves they're fans of the racist, antisemitic, badly written children's books created by TERF in a ~morally righteous way~.
"But I'm autistic and it's my special interest!" It was mine too, for the better part of two decades. I was still able to let it go.
"Harry Potter really helped me through hard times!" Yeah, there were times they were my only comfort as a bullied, abused, lonely kid. I still let them go.
"But I'm trans myself!" Friend, you are literally a fan of books created by someone who at best wants to take away your rights, at worst wants you dead, and is actively spending money towards that goal. Seriously, love yourself. And you're still hurting your fellow trans people, btw.
"I buy all my books/movies/accessories secondhand or from Etsy!" And when I see you read HP in your Gryffindor scarf, that's gonna make me feel more comfortable around you?
"Death of the author! Separate the art from the artist!" She is literally spending money to -- effectively, I might add -- take away trans women's basic human rights. Fuck you.
"I'm headcanoning/writing the characters as trans! Suck it, Rowling!" You're still creating fan content. You're no better than the people who write 100% canon-based fic.
"I'm only into the Marauders side of the fandom!" Oh, the Marauders parts of the books were written by someone else? Also, they're two immature bullies, a pathetic asskisser (who of course is fat, because 99% of Rowling's fat characters are evil or a joke), and a guy who's a metaphor for AIDS (stereotypically gay men!) who's too afraid of speaking up in a desire to fit in. How nice.
"I support trans rights but I just love HP so much!" Hey so whatever you put after "but" makes the first part of the sentence invalid. You are literally saying a franchise created by a transphobe matters more than actual trans people's safety and wellbeing.
You are still keeping the fandom alive. You are still spreading it so other people can find it. She is still viewing support of the fandom, especially monetary, as support for her and her views. You are in no way, shape, or form better than the unapologetically proud HP fans. In a lot of ways, you are actually worse.
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