pourquoi durer est-il mieux que brûler?

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

love a big ass purse. this is my bucket of garbage that i take everywhere. yes for emotional support

The best thing they could've done after releasing that picture of Louis that says "the ex" is then release a picture of Armand that says "the ex" and a picture of Nicki that says "the ex" and a picture of Gabrielle that says "the ex" and

dude i think i might be The Other

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,