Balicake for Breakfast

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

His friend Jenna Sidesgood explaining why the boggart actually saved lives

What's your own equivalent of "Viggo broke his toe kicking that helmet you know". What's that one little bit of weird trivia that lives in your head and you cannot help but talk about when it comes up?

For me it's "Neopets used to be owned by scientology," because anytime I hear someone parroting that I feel compelled to tell the ACTUAL story:

Bonus stolen from another I just reblogged