there will be singing

[ID: two tweets by j @repressedthesis. the first reads 'bbc was like "we want you to make a family show about King Arthur" and the writers were like "wizard committs war crimes" and colin morgan was like "the studios have tricked me, classically trained colin morgan into being here, so I'm going to portray a closeted homosexual."' the second tweet reads 'bradley james was like "I'm in a medieval times commercial!"' /end ID.]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

shane (hollander) is so awesome because he's like if a guy factory built to die wondering didnt die wondering

Came off the line with a crack in his chassis

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

Thinking about Hudson Williams saying that Shane thinks he’s better at masking how he feels than he actually is and the way that Shane’s queerness shines through under his facade… the way he is actually not very good at playing straight and when people ask him about women he just tries to ignore it and deflect… the way his entire life is built around a lie and it’s not even one he’s very good at holding up but he doesn’t have to be good at it because nobody is even assuming he’s gay because he’s a hockey player how could he be gay. If anyone was paying attention they would figure it out but until rose nobody does. His parents suspect but don’t ask. He doesn’t even have to outright lie he’s just so isolated by the fact that nobody wants to look too close for fear of seeing him.

And obviously part of this is that Ilya clocks him immediately. And I think that’s part of what scares him about Ilya, he can’t hide from him. Ilya is not looking away and not only can he tell that Shane is gay he works out very quickly exactly what Shane wants. Finally someone is seeing him but it’s the person who could ruin his career and his reputation the fastest. And yet he trusts him because god what other choice does he have! Only one person in the world really sees him and doesn’t look away!

also it’s crazy for anyone to act like “it’s fine if you’re gay it’s just weird that you’re gay for your rival” ISN’T homophobia because like. if these hockey players were idk hotshot lawyers and shane’s rival was an icy rude flippant hot woman everyone would be like 🥵 oh my god the sexual tension between those two! this is a bad example but you understand what i am saying. shane’s friends think it’s weird for shane to date ilya because they think sex with a man is humiliating and debasing but forgivable like a gross bodily function and so it’s fine to do that with the blueberry barista boy if you’ve gotta but if you’re fucking your professional rival you are handing him power over you.

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

Ilya really said the rumors are true. I am a whore and a slut. but ☝️ I love your boring son.