bbc gardeners world

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

"my dog doesnt bite" i know damn well it has ice breath

One week without weed I feel like my nips are extra perked up and I can move shit with my mind

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.