2013 IS FOREVER

Lancelot sharpening his sword in Merlin's bedroom 👀 4.5 hours, nearly in a row this time

Merlin 1x05 Lancelot

This era…..

Me: yeah whatever I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the king have a tasteful fade to black sex scene with an ogre

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Arthur’s dad! So what we got now is this old cgi dragon under the castle! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about sorcery and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Arthur’s dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

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