2013 IS FOREVER

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

oughhh grace and rocky. have you all heard about grace and rocky.

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

I know I made this post before but that episode of Merlin where they sent gwaine to slut prison and he had to like work in the mines and then fucked that weird glowing alien is how I imagine the events immediately preceding Lazarus rising went.