caesar hater

the first triumvirate was a real diversity win if you think about it

sorry for not elaborating on this one. i meant because caesar was neurodivergent (bald) and the other two were probably some flavour of lesbian

happy pride month

the inherent eroticism of a roman civil war

"im about to pull what is called a 'pro gamer move'" - Cleisthenes of Athens in 508 BC

one consul is creepy and the other is wet

the roman people did not want to elect mamercus consul because he was an expired silica gel packet

caesar summer. hot girl gallic war

marcus junius pera told me the carthaginians keep defeating the roman army so i asked how many soldiers he has and he said he just goes to the general population of rome and conscripts new soldiers afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding roman soldiers to hannibal and then gaius terentius varro started crying

In the ancient Roman republic“annoying little hater” was a respected public office with a proud history

pompey literally hatched those pomplings out of his eggs that he Incubated and then took them to War

just got told the fate of the kingdom rests in my hands AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

when you think about it, antony pretending octavian slept with caesar to get named in the will like he himself didn't get a full reconciliation + consulship after a month in caesar's carriage is so funny. how are you even bad at defamation

cicero wins the most responsible adult in young caelius’ life award on account of the others being somehow worse

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other