i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

obungle i just want you to know that im thinking of you

does anyone love me in this cruel world

I have nothing to say except that I wish pwhl detroit experience the same level of success (hockey-wise) that the torrent experienced in our first year 🩵

i need everyone to know i made this before i heard the news it's so much worse now jesus christ

i can’t believe they just ravaged the torrent

Even in the offseason its still the seattle torment