SWEEP ME UP

what movie/show remake do yall genuinely think hudcon could do Well in together. like we are probably never seeing them in anything romantic again but i think they could body a 10 things i hate about you remake

Connor Storrie was born to do the Ilya Rozanov cathartic entryway cry while Shane drives away the morning after the gladiator costume sex evening. Jacob Tierney knew this. He knew that jerking it in the shower and the russian monologue was only the beginning.

you should rob and kill your mutuals that give you fomo

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

i do like thinking about the sexual dynamic changing post “i love yous” at the cottage to where ilya is addicted to sickly-sweet look-in-eachothers-eyes-while-im-in-it holding hands capital L Lovemaking while shane goes the opposite direction and is like maybe later tonight could we try seeing how many fingers you can fit in my mouth

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

in 60 years the nursing home staff will ask me what it felt like to experience armands sad duck walk in his bigass boots in real time and ill chuckle and say Not everything feels like something else

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

hudson williams sexiest man alive next 30 years in a row

next 50* years in a row. sorry