has my face changed, baby?

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

When people do the ‘oh you have to work out so much to get bulky don’t worry you won’t get bulky from lifting once a week’ thing to try and convince women to go to the gym/lift weights I’m sure that it’s useful for getting some women to start lifting but it does not work on me because I want to get bulky but with minimal effort. You’re telling me if I want big buff arms I have to be in the gym like every day? I can’t be bothered.

My secret tip for getting big arms that look buff with minimal effort is gaining weight <3 big arms no upper body strength and nobody can stop me.

it’s insane to me that some women think taking their husbands surname is romantic like i’m not changing my name that’s my name it’s literally a crazy concept to me to legally change a name for a man like girl that’s witness protection stuff wdym you’re just changing your name???? one day just like that? all the paperwork and for what?? it’s sooooo stupid as well as regressive. sorry

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

When everyone has an epiphany and realises that riverdale is one of the best shows ever made i will be sitting here saying i told you so every single day of my life and no one can be mad at me