has my face changed, baby?

scissoring

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

drag name Butter Emails. do a pantsuit thing.

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household