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the giant agile woman didnt harm a single radio tower
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
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this post is getting 50k easy
This WOULD be how humanity would go out though tbh
Bat Pussy has one of my favorite origins of any film of all time bc no one knows who made it, no one has ever come forward and verified having worked on it, and it seemingly just appeared out of the blue in the store room of a p*rno theater in tennessee

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This is missing the full context, which is even better/worse
"hey it feels like even amongst people who considered themselves committed to social justice and at the recent high-water-mark of that social current, it's never been fully & satisfactorily discussed digested & absorbed that trans women consistently get depicted this vile way in media"
"um people have definitely mentioned that out loud before lol you are young and therefore stupid and entitled and though i'm not saying it i'm also implying that you (trans woman) are being overly sensitive and nitpicking and nobody cares lmao"
she's obviously right. what the fuck is wrong with you people. this is funny? this is some kind of Epic Own to you? you dunk-brained shit eating peanut gallery motherfuckers are so twitter poisoned that all someone has to do is be snide, they don't even need to have a point, you'll all bark and clap like fucking seals. kill yourselves
But like, what films is she talking about
Psycho (1960) & The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dressed to Kill, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, this list is so much longer than you think it is no matter how long you think it is.
the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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PLEASE HELP TWO TRANSFEMS IN DANGER
hi there it's princess/nova back again, i'm really sorry i have to come here like this but me and my wife are still struggling abandoned by our families and unable to reach any of our friends. we've been trying to survive without me being exposed to harassment but at this point we're going hungry. we don't have any income and need help affording food for ourselves and our kitties please if you can, donate. I would be so truly thankful
v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova
c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova
and for people from outside of the USA, i take donations on my F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova
Hey everyone im Crow, Princess' wife. Princess was deleted in the middle of the night and she didnt even get an email about it and all of her posts have seemingly been wiped from the website again. we still need donations, the living situation just becomes worse with each new termination that happens
also, just as important, if anyone could reach out to me or @hyenapup-aphros, especially if you were mutuals or talking to princess, she desperately needs community and people to talk to who care
This is what Israel is doing, whether in Lebanon or Gaza. Israel kills and destroys without distinguishing between child, adult, woman, or anyone else. It is genocide. This is the truth. Israel and its leader, Netanyahu, are preoccupied with destroying everything they want.
My daughter Salma is suffering from severe anemia while everyone is watching the World Cup. My daughter wants to live and doesn't want to die. Many people have Tumblr accounts; can you donate to Salma or share this?
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
This is a regular part of the display! Self-preening quickly at the base of the wings, in a way that looks nervous or habitual rather than done for any effect on the feathers, is common to see in many pigeons while showing off; it wasn't just that fellow lacking suavity.
And if the courtship prospers it's done more frequently; I've seen many pigeon pairs billing vigorously, walking round each other in little circles, with the presumptive male stopping every few seconds to preen at the base of his wings thus, often while the other one tries to stick her beak inside his impatiently ("Stop fussing with your suit and kiss me"). They sometimes even delay sex to do it, which seems counterproductive, while the other bird is crouching down inviting them, and may change her mind at any second. I think of it as something like a human nervously smoothing their hair before asking someone out. I believe it's what's called displacement activity - nervous tension or conflicting impulses spilling out in useless but safe habitual actions.
I found this at Ethogram of the Pigeon – Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue:
"G: Displacement preening or ritual preening
In the usual form of this movement, the bird turns its head, thrusts its bill between body and scapulars, and quickly withdraws it. It is given by the male in situations where he is sexually aroused but unable to copulate or commence the pre-copulatory billing either because the female is not yet giving the appropriate signals or because of his own apparent incapacity. That the same gesture is used in these apparently different situations suggests that it is being used whenever an impulse to bill or to copulate is being frustrated but no other positive tendencies – such as to flee or to attack – are present. It also corroborates Whitman’s (1919) opinion that this act provides auto-erotic stimulation as well as serving as a signal to the mate. It is also an integral part of the ceremony of offering to bill, which male performs before proffering his open mouth to the female.
The female does not usually displacement preen so much as the male. This is because she reacts to sexual unreadiness on her mate’s part by more intense soliciting of billing or coition, by “switching over” to allo-preening him or, if the male crouches and invites her, by mounting him instead. She will, however, displacement preen freely and often if thwarted in her sexual desire and unable to find outlet in the alternatives usually shown. Thus a hen Pigeon who considers herself paired to a human being will displacement preen as much as or more than a cock usually does."
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Titties out for the environment

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My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:
Also I need you all to know that I made that gif myself purely because it was the only way I could think of to adequately relay my experience.
"Why do you sleep in the same room as your computer/why don't you turn it off all the way before bed?" I usually use it to play audiobooks because it's easier for me to fall asleep that way.
"Why do you have gamer lights?" I needed a cooling pad for my laptop and they came baked in.
"Why do computers update in the middle of the night?" Because it's usually less annoying than having them try to update during the day while you're using them. Usually.
"This happened to me too." We are siblings-in-arms, separated by time and space but bound together by a shared suffering (getting flashbanged by technology in the middle of the night).
"Just like caramelldansen." Yeah.
I worry a little bit that people who refuse to learn about ai as a part of their anti ai position are going to be extremely unprepared to understand what’s actually scary about it and already have their digital literacy at risk tbh
not that I am some genius in this regard but if you follow ai developments even slightly you might change the things you are most worried about. do people know the extent to which ai is already eating itself and how meaningless this is making swaths of the internet. do people know that there are plenty of random mid-sized companies today buying their employees’ likenesses to create digital clones and using these to make hundreds of videos. I am so much more worried about labor and surveillance and abuse than people becoming lazy about writing emails. and idk man I sort of like and respect people who are willfully ignorant about it as a way of minimizing its force in their lives and I am in some ways jealous but also when I see posts that basically still boil down to “chatgpt will never fool me” I am like 😭😭😭 for one thing not the only thing to be concerned about, for another thing I am really sorry but I don’t think you’re right