me when i'm a femme beetle getting ready.
*notices you notice me getting reqdy*
eep! im not ready!
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me when i'm a femme beetle getting ready.
*notices you notice me getting reqdy*
eep! im not ready!

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Auguste Jean Baptiste Roubille for Le Rire #20, June 20, 1903 (via umn.edu)
This has dialog!
Lui - Je veux que tu me pomettes de ne jamais monter a bicycletto. Elle - oh! comme tu es entier!
rough trans:
Him – I want you to promise me you'll never ride a bicycle. Her – Oh! You’re so uncompromising!
*promettes and bicyclette, but otherwise yes.
Also, “entier” means “uncompromising” here, but also means “whole”, and, when used to refer to a horse, “intact” or “not castrated”.
This may be a pune or play on words
i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell
“die mad that the rest of you got emotionally neglected and abused by your fathers but i didn’t 😋😎🫵🏻😂 L!”
lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad
Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

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the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
For the first time, China has successfully landed an orbital reusable booster at sea.
The Long March 10B is the third launcher system in the world to achieve this feat, after Falcon 9 in 2015 and New Glenn in 2025.
“tumblr is nice because it’s anonymous and irrelevant so it doesn’t affect my real life in any way.” Wrong. if you are on here for long enough the words of your mortifying adolescent internet diary will be written on the subway walls and tenement halls and out of the mouths of coworkers and over the faces of tiktokers and and in reddit screenshots posted on instagram sent to you by your friends and in ai dupe novelty t shirts and in the smiles of strangers repeating bits you forgot you left lying around on here when you were a teenager. and also pinterest.
stupidest most mortifyingest ways this has happened to me so far
-first ever time was in high school when a friend told a joke from a post or something at marching band practice and I got super aggro and was like how did you find me and found out she did not know it was me. Sorry nic💔
-screenshot of own post sent to me by friends with some variation of ‘lol you would find this funny’ ‘this reminded me of you’ or ‘they write like you talk’ x15-20 times
- go over to this girl’s house to watch a movie in grad school. one of my dumb ass posts abt a book series she liked was printed out and thumbtacked to the bulletin board by the door.
-screenshot of a 15 note flop post I wrote otw to class showed up on a girl I had just met in college’s instagram story
- someone I met from the other side of the country at a networking thing repeated phrase I wrote in stupid joke post the year before
- got told ‘this is kinda dumb lol’ by irl oomf and shown a TikTok of someone repeating something I wrote verbatim but less funny
- told my friend a story abt something funny that had happened to me earlier this week. He was like I know you stole this from Reddit you don’t have to lie. Whipped out his phone showed me a screenshot of my own post.
- quoted in an article on polygon dot com as “viral tumblr user.” I didn’t use an article for comedic effect and they [sic]’d me. I found out about this happened to me because my father sent it to me and was like isn’t [article subject] interesting have you noticed this happening in your life
i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

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Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.
Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.
when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started
The south Wales-born singer, whose other hits included Holding Out For a Hero, sold millions of records in the 1970s and 80s.
RIP a music icon
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Holding Out For A Hero
It's a Heartache
Today a random clip of a F1nn5ter Q&A stream found its way into my feed.
Someone asked F1nn why it was that on her larger branded social media accounts she still listed herself as a femboy in some places while in more intracommunity spaces she more readily and comfortably identified as transfem.
Now, depending on who you ask that kind of question to you'll probably get a meandering answer on the complexities of how one defines their own identity. But instead F1nn gave a very quick and simple answer.
She gets less death threats or other general threats of violence from people when she calls herself a femboy vs calling herself transfem. It wasn't any deeper than that, and some people in her audience understood that, while others were confused that femboys were more palatable to cis people than transfems.
Another Clip of F1nn made its way across my feed today, she she mentioned a little bit more on the difference on being known as a Transfem streamer vs her old Femboy days.
"As soon as I came out as trans, it felt like everyone was an asshole and I had to adapt to it again...I don't know, people just don't like it if you're not [just] some funny guy."
It was kind of incredible and sickening to witness how the wider internet shifted its opinion on F1nn when she came out. I went from seeing clips of her everywhere, to seeing clips of her talking about coming out, to not seeing anything. Soon after all I'm seeing about F1nn is that she's problematic, stupid drama being spread around for no reason. Even other transfems flipped on her, criticizing everything she does, saying she's bad for the community because she's a sex worker and other bullshit. She set up a thing to try and help people in the UK get hormones and somehow got hate from trans people about it. (I haven't looked into it that much, I could not care less what's happening on those islands.)
I've talked about it before but F1nn5ter is a pretty textbook example of how trans women are hated more than "femboys" and how even other trans women can be transmisogynistic to those they deem valid targets.

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What Color is the dress?
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You are on the wrong side of history
there are some pretty good chalkboard gags in the early simpsons seasons but my favorite so far is definitely the one where bart is writing "i am not a 32-year-old woman" like aw honey don't worry. you will be