an awesome secret for roxys to find...

Trans men are real men.

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

Wait for real? Fascinating.

for real! Lots of other examples too, anything "patr" comes from father, "patriarch" is the obvious one, but patriot, patron, patronym all would need "matr" for mother is instead. Pope and Papacy derive from "Papa" and would be Mome/Mamacy if you want yuri catholicism (hellworld!!) it's EVERYWHERE

Bucket, Captain Lieutenant are gendered masculine btw, it'd be buckette captaine and lieutenante. It's not just an issue of suffixes being "ignored"(masculinized) when borrowed from french because we write Debutante with the e. Multiple times a month I stumble into new examples, the battle never ends

hey i'd just like you to know ever since i saw this post it's been the only thing i think about when at work. Because of it i've tried imagining a version of english that is more feminine or even 100% fem. 1. it's been such a wild ride just going "my god how we speak is weird." 2. I has been a pure joy coming up with an idea for a world for a bee species and a lesbian lizard species to speak in this language.

we are now sisters in arms in an eternal war 🤝

AITA for only staying with my dark elf partner for easy access to free poisonberries

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

I have turned off dms for the time being, but the offer is still open! If you are interested in commissioning a piece please send me an ask, and I will message you!

youve failed to live with health--so plain to see youre sickly--your ogre cup is empty--you have had no frothy mirth--your shirt is stained with mudpies--your home begins to tremble--i miss those little glasses--they made your eyes so small--and did i fail to mention--your ogre cup is empty

you smell like plastic lining--you smell like old new car smell--you smell like fridge removal--you smell like lightbulb static--you smell like busted windows--the fumes accrete like vultures--they chart you like a project--your rottenness is sundry--youve had no frothy mirth--your mudpie shirt is scanty--your trembled roof is shoddy--and clearly missing glasses--your eyes are quite a largeness--its really hard to miss--and speaking of such grimness--your ogre cup is empty