john tavares would run the milf manor like the navy

it’s late and i’m thinking about what it would have been like to have mitch marner scotty laughton and connor dewar all on the penalty kill together……

i’m going to kill myself and it’s the mets’ fault holy fucking god

fuck the mets btw i am going to bomb citi field

my collarbone keeps cracking in a way that is very scary to me like what if i die

noah kahan tomorrow and if he plays willing and able or 23 or we go way back i will blow my shit smooth off but like don’t worry about it or try to put me into a jacket or something

i had a dream that i kept getting spam calls and i finally answered one just to start screaming at the top of my lungs until they hung up and never got one again. so maybe something to try

something that keeps me awake at night and really fucks me up bad is that i will never hear wrapped around your finger by 5sos live ever in my life. i can’t die never hearing that song live. i can’t

sometimes when i get way too emotionally invested in stuff i have to punish myself and not watch it for a little while. hence why i am still only on season 3 of animal kingdom