john tavares would run the milf manor like the navy

hunter biden has mastered twitter in like 72 hours in a way that people that have been on that app for 10+ years haven’t figured out yet like all you can do is salute him

and fuck you to everyone that has ever tried to correct me to saying male vocalist when i say luke hemmings is the best vocalist of this generation i mean what i say

what’s better watching trea turner slide or sex i think watching trea turner slide

like i don’t really care much about robert pattinson as an actor i’ve seen maybe 3 movies he’s been in maybe less but i absolutely admire his dedication and love for making up crazy lies for fun in interviews

at least when i finally get around to finishing the next part of buffalo neanderthal i’ll have one of those crazy authors notes

yes luke hemmings is the white boy of my life and seeing and hearing him in person did change something in me fundamentally

i think my favorite thing my boss does is start violently crashing out about how stupid someone is being and then abruptly stop almost mid sentence and go “i’m okay now” he’s like if angela from smosh worked in this office with me

i obsessively take progress photos of wounds on my horses and nobody ever wants to look at them like okay but what if i just skipped the open wound ones. what about that. i even edited them to have dates visible so you can understand how quickly and nicely it’s healing. do you want to see it now

okay and yes i did finally find a book that really peaks my interest. so me, carl, and princess donut are gonna be busy for the foreseeable future. don’t contact me

that mid workday walk will heal you unless you are suffering from the worst allergies of your life

dead poets honor