Opaque Strategies

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you

it’s just so insane how Jesse breaking bad is simultaneously a student abused by a teacher/a child abused by a parent/a wife abused by her husband. Like he is all of these things and also none of them. Walt accidentally calls his actual son by Jesse’s name while high. Walt constantly calls Jesse ‘son’ but only when he’s trying to patronize him or when he wants something. Then, on the other hand, Walt tries to shame his wife for her rejection of him by showing off how loyal Jesse is, comparing them explicitly, and when Skyler and Jesse have their final scene together they recognize very sadly that they are The Same. Then there’s also that scene where Jesse is telling Walt about the little kid who’s selling drugs and he says something along the lines “get ‘em while they’re young and they’re yours forever” which in the context of his own relationship with Walt, who he met initially while a young student, is super revealing. Coincidentally that’s the same episode where Mike recounts that story about a man who beat his wife to Walt. It’s just a lot!!!!!!!!

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis