Opaque Strategies

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.