emma rose

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

weird to me that so many people are convinced that Alexei was blackmailing Ilya rather than the simpler (and more devastating) explanation that Ilya has been conditioned his whole life to give 'til it hurts and expect nothing back because that is what he deserves.

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

the leftism leaving people’s bodies when you tell them making fun of someone’s appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they’re making fun of is bad

“lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS” and then it’s just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn’t meet the societally imposed standard of conventional “hotness,” which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

Rose and Shane having a gossip session after their breakup about the guys Shane’s hooked up with. Rose has got him well beyond tipsy and they’re both lying on the floor and she’s been able to put away the metaphorical crowbar she initially needed to pry the bare minimum of information out of him and now they’ve just been openly sharing for a couple of hours. Shane’s honestly been gushing about this one guy he’s been hooking up with on the dl for years now and the only information he won’t divulge is his name which, fair enough, it’s not his secret to tell. But when Rose asks if he’s ever hooked up with any other guys he groans so loud, and then he’s raising himself up, looking more intent than she’s ever seen him, “it was so bad, Rose.” And she sits up too, so invested, “bad how?” And then Shane’s telling her all about his Los Angeles blowjob guy, who was apparently, “so fucking gentle, he wouldn’t even pull my hair or thrust into my mouth and it’s not like there was any risk of gagging, he was barely a mouthful” and once she’s calmed down a bit from the screeching and laughing she asks how big they’re talking and Shane is is holding out his hands to indicate the size, looking outraged, and she’s laughing so hard because it’s not enough that she had to tell Shane he’s gay, now she’s apparently going to have to be the one to tell him that he’s fucking huge and that his comparison may be skewed because the five or so inches he indicated are actually a perfectly respectable size.

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

i do think ilya calls anya a lesbian and when shane is like “she’s a dog” ilya is like yes and she likes other beautiful lady dogs. do not be homophobic to our daughter….