kiss of life

I'm rereading heated rivalry the book and book Shane is so competitive that when they first hook up and Ilya swallows when Shane doesn't, Shane feels like Ilya beat him at gay blow jobs. #hashtagmyshane

non-book readers not knowing about the rest of the russia facetime call, where Shane kissed his fingers then brought them to the camera before hanging up and saying goodbye, utterly destroying Ilya with cuteness aggression. ugh. i need everyone to know.

i think heated rivalry portrays sweaty musky men very well. we don’t get these fake exercise scenes of some guy just pretending to lift weights or play sport, we get sweat stains and pink faces and veins popping out and i can smell the musk through the screen. im ovulating

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

shane's-head-on-ilya's-shoulder in the vegas bathroom was the single most erotic moment in the show

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?