InwardHardar

Six was the approved age in our house and nobody got hurt

love it when a location is evil. when a location fucking sucks. when intrinsically it is so bad and evil that it literally is in the air . this kinda works if its only something special can you imagine a parking lot being evil oooooh every time you park into me i subtly adjust my lines so that you're always slightly tilted

the liquor store parking lot

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

co-worker core

me enjoying libtard fineries and my gay little matcha drinks while remaining an insane chud is the definition of Riding the Tiger btw

She. Fuckin' bitch.

It's not even like she lives there, the house is vacant.

Honestly, the least horrifying thing the socket full of eggs could have become

Electric type Geckos

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

if you’re going to do this shit you at least have to get excited when somebody actually knows the answer