watched as my husband poured himself a large glass of unicum, took a swig, and then began to exclaim in disgust for several minutes
Imagine a dog ate a five pound bag of unsweetened black licorice and chased it down with a bottle of cherry cough syrup, then vomited the whole concoction back into his water bowl. It wasn't quite that gross, but it was at least twice that bitter.
The thing is, I had it when i was living in Jersey, and it was a totally normal liquor. Apparently despite identical bottles the European version is just turbocharged nasty
i want you all to know that he's going back for more
eight years ago my beloved spouse went to watch life of brian and got so shitfaced off american unicum that by the end they had convinced themself that they had fully hallucinated the UFO sequence and had no idea what was happening after that point, in the movie or out of it. anyway if they have the worse/more interesting experience with the drink that means they're winning and I cant allow that



















