half-doomed;semi-sweet

no one deserves to get railed within an inch of their life more than shane hollander…

he thought he was doomed he thought it was over and then that 6.5 inch 9 incher saved him

ok well you’re all in MY in-group

thinking about shane and ilya at some nhl alumni event years in the future….their relationship is old news and literally no one bats an eyelash at them anymore plus they’re staying in some penthouse suite where nobody can hear them but anyway ilya is fucking shane through the mattress and covers his mouth with one hand like “shush hollander you’re going to get us caught” and shane comes so hard he blacks out

I do love that hudson plays so many scenes as if shane is the size of thumbelina compared to ilya

do you think that if shane and ilya were to start hanging out with more queer people sometimes ilya would have to be like "by the way dont mention being a landlord in front of these ones. i know the rich art collector gays we met the other week at that gala talked to you about property investment but i dont think this queer birdwatching club will take it as well"