The Final Frontier

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

ilyas lock screen (phone screen completely shattered btw) is a picture he made shane take sitting seductively on the hood of his most obnoxious sports car

my Shane has a fantasy about being sold to ilya - one direction style iykyk- but like he looooves role playing as this shy fan who is in awe of Mr.Rozanov the famous celebrity who now owns him. I think the first time they play this way both Shane and ilya cum in minutes bc ilya asked who Shane belongs to and mr big wet brown naturals looked up and said “you, I’m yours” which of course made Ilya then try to eat him alive. Anyways they don’t continue the role playing after the first orgasm bc they start getting sweet and lovey dovey about each other how they belong to their man and end up having slow sex just panting “I’m yours” “you’re mine” and each others names into their mouths in between soft kisses

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you