so i decided to make a masterpost of stuff i've written for ease of reblogging and also just finding the posts. i'm linking them chronologically, even though the earlier ones do make me cringe a little, but i still like those guys! Some of these are reblogs or asks but i still wrote them ok :) Please enjoy, I will try to keep this updated as i write more <3
☆ Abduction AU ☆
pt 1 - intox & somno
pt 2 - there's a dog cage now
pt 3 - cumdumpster shane
(these are not necessarily consecutive)
☆ Shane's Pussy ☆
horny slutty shane can't get enough
my shanepussy masterpost/thesis
fingerwarming and squirting
ilya just wants to rub his tip on shane's clit
ilya love's talking to shane's pussy
frotting, humping and squirting
ilya snuggling with his favourite kitty
hollanov and dilation
shane falling asleep on his vibe + part 2 + alternate ending
☆ Fairy Shane AU ☆
shane fisting ilya's dickhole
horny fairy gets his nectar everywhere
☆ General Smut & Stuff ☆
my shane age regression thesis
ilya coming on shane's food + another version
shane realising via his dildo that he likes riding
childhood friends hollanov kissing practice
the permanude cottage + plus some exhibitionism
shane's back dimples appreciation
hollanov as lost lovers reunited
priest shane & groundskeeper ilya
super sub shane
hollanov and piss
forced breeding roleplay
drunk and horny shane
shane can't wait for ilya to get home + a free use addition
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ilya rozanov spent so long trying to pretend he didn't love shane hollander, then when he couldn't anymore he tried to hide it and press it down and 'you don't like me' because his love isn't good enough, he isn't good enough
and then he finally gets to love shane and be meshed into his life even if it's in secret. and imagine his shock and disappointment to find that everyone who's gotten to love shane, loudly, without fear, and without hiding - are doing it wrong
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you know how gay kids always have that picture or video from their childhood that they look back on and are like... how did everyone not know?
shane's is a home video of him at 7 years old sitting at the kitchen table doing his homework while yuna is cooking dinner. the radio is on, and that don't impress me much by shania twain is currently playing.
when it gets to the "okay, so you're brad pitt?" part, shane drops his pencil and recites the line, followed by the sassiest little hand raise and head bopping back and forth gesture you could possibly imagine. literally this emoji personified: 💁♂️💁♂️💁♂️
ilya sees it eventually and is like, "you really were surprised that you are gay, shanya?"
It’s like no one even wants to talk about Shane and Ilya getting drunk together for the first time at the cottage over small table with candles lit and Shane asking earnestly “is this how dates actually go? They’re nice”. And Ilya has to Die about it and Kiss him about it a lot because Shane means it- he’s been on dates but none that felt like this like Ilya was all over him and too far away at the same time and there was all this want tangled up under the table between them and the knowledge that they are going to fuck after this and he gets to watch Ilya laugh across the table and flirt with him and Shane gets to watch Ilya watch his mouth when he sips at his beer and feel the air thicken when he puts his feet between Ilya’s, like his pulse ticking up up when Ilya takes his hand briefly and opens his palm and traces his fingers over the lines of Shane’s palms as he’s explaining a play, using Shane’s hand as paper just as an excuse to touch
yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him
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Ilya teaching over eager Shane during the hookup era how to deep throat cock, his thumb hooked inside Shane’s cheek, hand on the back of his neck low voice coaching him through it because Shane had managed to mumble out a “want to do that” when Ilya had taken him to the back of his throat, nose pressed to Shane’s groin as he had swallowed swallowed swallowed him down. Ilya groaning and whispering “good boy” and “nice and messy, make it easier” and “that’s it, breath through your nose and keep going slow take all of it, relax your jaw and let me fill your throat, feel where it belongs”Shane going to fucking molasses over it, his mouth and throat so full and all the instruction and praise making his heart all horny and achy too.
hello :] I dug up these horny hollanova thots from somewhere deep in my brain
I'm thinking about Jane and her confusing relationship with masculinity and it manifesting in her going commando under some basketball shorts, baggy tee over a long sleeve tee, two sports bras cause the pressure just feels right, long straight hair in a backwards cap, thin framed glasses perched on her freckled nose.
and so she's 'free balling' it, as they say. she's walking around her house cupping the chubby little mound of her cunt through her shorts and pretending it's a dick bulge. she's pretending to scratch her balls and adjusting her heavy dick to swap it to hang down the other pant leg. she's lounging on the couch spreading her legs wide so her balls don't touch her thighs anymore. she's shoving one hand down her shorts to lazily cup herself, the other hand reaching to rest behind her head in a way that takes up much more space than she ever allows.
just satisfying her guilty pleasure of roleplaying masculinity, at least the way she perceives it. myjane is so internally jock coded. externally there's a lot of performance going on. but when she's alone in her home? she's flexing in the mirror and trying to take sexy pics for lilya where her abs are defined and there's a sharp v disappearing into her shorts.
she tucks a thumb in to drag the elastic down, exposing her hipbone on one side and a tiny peek of hair nestled at the top of her mound. and lilya is typing and retyping, breathing hard trying to remember any english words at all.
Lilya: 🙀❤️🔥👻😘😍🥵🍆
she hopes it conveys what her words cannot. and Jane's mouth is so dry all of a sudden.
Jane: 🍆?
Lilya: oops was mistake!
Jane: you want me to send you a dick pic?
Jane's reply comes in a millisecond later and oh- now Lilya wants to delete her message because yeah actually she does want Jane to send her a dick pic.
Lilya: if you want. would not say no 😉
and fuck, Jane wants to be so good for her she's pulling her shorts down further at the front, cupping her now very wet cunt and pretends she's gripping the base of her cock, feeling the weight in her hands. it's not enough. she goes and gets her dildo, presses the base between her lips and grips it. her hand wraps around the girth of the fake cock, thumb outstretched on the top of the length as if mid stroke. she takes a moment to make sure her muscles are flexed appealingly before taking a few pics, sending them before she can second guess herself.
Jane: [Attachment: 2 images]
she doesn't hear from lilya in a full two minutes, until her phone rings.
"Jane."
"Lilya?"
"You kill me Hollander."
"Oh. Sorry. Was that too weird? I shouldn't have sent them. Sorry if that was too much."
"No! No, no. Just, did not know my Jane had such a pretty cock! I want to fly there right now and suck you. Is so unfair. See? I will die."
Jane slaps a hand over her very pink face. There are too many confusing feelings going on here. The loudest one being that she liked Lilya talking about her cock. She liked it a lot. And well let's just say that the next time they actually meet up, Lilya makes Jane wear a strap just so she can tease her about it. She fucks Jane stupid with her own strap while cooing in Jane's ear about how pretty and wet her cock is but that it's pretty useless when she has such a greedy hole.
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