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if you're not turning your sound on for this i promise you're missing out on the best part

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

reading fanfics isnt enough i need to squish shane hollander between two pieces of bread and eat him

anyway he’s not just a hole there’s a little orchid inside of him

actually I'm still thinking abt this cause @shanesmouth had it in one...... ilyas chosen friends sitting around his special poker table set up in the living room, they're drinking and playing and chirping each other, classic boys night. except shane is also there, sitting a few feet away until Ilya snaps his fingers and gestures him over, offers him to one of the boys to suck them off under the table, or ride them, or just sit there and let them jerk off on him. the game goes on and occasionally someone will make a comment like fuck he wants it so bad or you trained your slut so well Roz which obviously has Shane preening from the praise. Marlow loses a hand and gets so mad he fucks Shane right over the table, and everyone else pretends not to notice except from a brief scold of fuck, Marlow, don't mess the fucking table up

They just had a sweet little lunch date and got a few groceries while holding hands and are going home to fuck and cook, actually really like and are admiring your Mercedes G wagon while youre sitting at the red light beside them when you catch this look