Classical Guitarist Gone Haywire

This is my kind of propaganda

The very worst thing that ever happened to vegetable appreciation here in the USA was the mistaken doctrine that low-fat = healthy. It convinced at least two generations of conscientious homemakers to throw away their traditional wisdom and serve all vegetables plain, usually boiled or steamed. Now it turns out that most vegetables have fat-soluble vitamins that the body can’t use unless they are eaten with some fat. Our taste buds were telling us the truth! So drizzle on that olive oil! Sauté gently in butter or lard or coconut oil! Make it good with fat!

Almost all vegetables in my home growing up were usually steamed or boiled, but topped with butter, salt, and pepper. They were always, ALWAYS delicious.

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

Wow, it’s almost like living in the Arctic for thousands of years meant that they got really good at dressing for cold weather or something. 

It’s unfair that indigenous people don’t already get credit for the depth of their knowledge about where they live and how to live well there, but it’s a good thing that academic authorities that do get credit for knowledge are pointing it out and backing them up.

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

Tomatos?

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

I’m all for that nothing diet

Chicken?

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

yes

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

I love this!!!!

HELL YES

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Not gonna lie, if this was the kinda of representation I saw growing up, I would of not have thought that I needed to already be a good weight and healthy to partispitate in physical activity.

@imfemalewarrior

HOLY YAAAAAASSSSSS. Thank God for these women, yes, these warriors, for doing this.

Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.

I forgot Beethoven was deaf for a minute and had a hard time finding the specific typo, while laughing uncontrollably 

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!