My hat is a raindrop; your argument is invalid

wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.

all queer people are tma. what harms some of us harms all of us. begone with your substitute binary.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I don't know what they actually called certain gemstones back then but I'm getting CONSTANGE. It looks like they used a second nephrite charm; why not just use a second citrine?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess white-tailed deer. Pretty sure a lot of people around the world don't usually see human-sized wild animals roaming around outer urban areas. To us, they're mostly garden destroyers and road hazards.

unless Sherlock and Watson fuck on camera I'm not interested

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

Well...aren't most racists also homophobic misogynists? (Yes, I am including Barbara and her wife who are always gossiping about that one neighbor whose wife out-earns him and lobbied to get Born Ready: The True Story Of A Boy Named Penelope preemptively banned from the school library.)

Reading this while watching a documentary on the fiery crash of BOAC Flight 712, in which stewardess Barbara Harrison had multiple chances to jump out the emergency exit and save herself, but kept going back in to try to save a handful of passengers who couldn't escape on their own. Harrison and the trapped passengers all died when the flames on board flashed over. Apparently, the last thing anyone on the ground heard from her was her calling to a specific trapped passenger - a woman who used a wheelchair.

wake UP they cancelled the doctor who special because they're dropping the secret sherlock finale on christmas instead

One-sentence horror story.