My hat is a raindrop; your argument is invalid

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

Gaming Dice.

Egyptian sculptor's models with ears, used for training purposes

Ptolemaic period, ca. 200 - 80 BCE

Four graffiti found inside a Pompeian tavern

Scene 1: Two people kissing with the inscription "Nolo cum murtal" / "I do not want with Myrtale."

Scene 2: Two men getting served, the first one says "Hoc" / "Here", the second one says "Non mea est" / "No, it's mine", and the waitress responds with "Qui vol sumat. Oceane veni bibe" / "Let whoever wants it take it. Oceanus, come and drink!"

Scene 3: Two men arguing over a dice game, the first one says "Exsi" / "I’m out.", the second one responds "Non tria duas est" / "That’s not a three – it’s a deuce."

Scene 4: Continuing scene 3, two men fighting, the first one says "Noxsi a me tria eco fui" / "Cheat! I threw three. It was me.", the second responds "Or(o) te fellator eco fui" / "Please! Cocksucker, it was me." , until the owner of the tavern throws them out "Itis foras rixsatis" / "You’re both going outside. You’re fighting."

Greek bowl with a medallion depicting Dionysos and Ariadne on the left, and Silenos on the right

ca. 100 BCE

Jade fragment of a figure of a man, Olmec, 900-300 BC

A good half of Aziraphale's deducted points can be attributed to the discreet gentleman's club.