actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone

sorry i’m not howl movingcastle. sorry i can’t be him

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don't see it

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

most days I'm angry at the world but I still have so much love for it

kids these days don’t even know about the seinfeld cast leather rolling stone cover