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Now is the time to educate your friends and family on jury nullification!
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.
Happy birthday, Emiliano Zapata! (August 8, 1879)
A celebrated rebel and freedom fighter of the Mexican Revolution, Emiliano Zapata was born in a rural community in the state of Morelos. Though his family was fairly well-off, Zapata came to identify strongly with Mexico's peasant class and was a figure in the movement against the landlords and Mexican President Porfirio Diaz from early on before taking up arms. Zapata's army, mainly peasants, became known as the Zapatistas, and helped to depose Diaz, only to come into further conflict with the moderate revolutionary government of Francisco I. Madero. Zapata attempted to institute land reform under the Plan of Ayala in the territory his forces controlled in Morelos, which led Madero to attack the Zapatistas. Zapata was able to rout the federal forces out of Morelos, and supported the northern forces led by Pancho Villa, Venustiano Carranza, and Álvaro Obregón in overthrowing the federal government. Zapata later broke with Carranza and once again went to war with federal forces. This time, however, Zapata was killed in an ambush. Afterward, Zapatistas under Obregon drove Carranza from power. Zapata remains influential and beloved among the rural population of Mexico, inspiring the Zapatista rebellion in Chiapas.
“If there is no justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government.”

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the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:
1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard
2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells
3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey
Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.
4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring
FOR THE FOURTH DAY IN A ROW, I AM STILL SITTING IN A DEVASTATED HOSPITAL. PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL I BECOME ANOTHER TRAGIC STORY THAT YOU WILL READ TOMORROW.
I keep imagining the moment my family will someone ask of them, "Is Fadel still alive?!" I don't know how they will answer that day. No mother, father, or sibling should have to live with this grief and fear that hangs over every soul.
Every day I fight two battles at once: one against the pain of the shrapnel lodged in my body from the b0mbing of our house, and another to find a way to afford medication for my anemia and painkillers to ease my surgical pain and prevent further fainting spells. I am so tired of this suffering; I feel like I am breaking down more and more each day.
PIease don't ign0re me Look ple@se h@lp me by d0nating so I can urgentIy bůy my medication and painkiIIers. pIease I don't deserve all this neglect. I'm not asking for miracles, just a chance to live my life without pain or disability. your h@lp or d0nate or share' my story today. Your kindness can h@lp protect my future and remind us that we are not alone.
can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear
thank you for getting exactly what i meant
confirmed: autism transmitted via wanton slutiness. now gimme
just to confirm. i now have autism #thankyousluts
folks its viral. remember to fag strong together
And brother?
I hurt people
"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED
okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

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Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals
DR PEPPER VS SPRITE
DR PEPPER
SPRITE
[places a lemon in your inbox]
[makes lemonade]
Hey, y'all, I'm broke! Life sucks! I've been given lemons! But I'm making lemonade and making this my lemonade stand!
Buy a glass of lemonade here, and don't forget to add your tumblr url with the purchase, and I'll draw you a custom glass of lemonade according to your vibes!
Guys, I'm running out of medication I absolutely cannot stop taking, nearly out of human food and cat food too.
🇺🇸 The American dollar is currently worth a bit over five times my currency. 🇬🇧 The Pound sterling is currently worth almost seven times my currency. 🇪🇺 The Euro is currently worth almost six times my currency.
What's pocket change for you guys in the global north could buy my next meal (which I currently can't afford) here in my third world country.
Please. I'm trying my best to stay alive for long enough to get my disability payments, but I can't do it without help. Please. paypal: [email protected] ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/tastygoldentaters
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
I think being literal is a plague in music right now. I don’t really want to hear songs that refer to concepts like “emotional labor” or “narcissism” by name. Step around the issue. Make me feel it from an angle that isn’t purely expository!
Yesterday I heard a song that went (with not as much exaggeration as you would think) "you can get into my car. It's a BMW 350 with a 3.0-liter inline six and optional leather trim and a manual transmission and it can drive on the road or the highway because I have a license to drive my car. you can get into the passenger seat which is where a passenger goes because I want you to get into my car. and we can go to Berlin or Hamburg or Osnabrück or Recklinghausen or Mülheim an der Ruhr in my car. my car is very fast. do you want to be in my car" and then I found out the singer is from New York, and if this was written by someone German it would be kind of understandable because that's just how Germans are, but it wasn't.
[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
Georg Erler (1871–1950), “Death and the Maiden: Vanitas”
etching & aquatint, c. early 20th century — source

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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things
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it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.
january is for possession and body horror (the loss of control and transformation of a new year beginning plus toxic diet culture). february is valentine's day so you can do whatever as long as you're horny about it.
march is for religious/cult-themed horror because of lent and easter. obviously april is giallo because the blood splatter represents spring rainfall. needs no explanation
may is for cannibalism and horror comedy (taurus season)
all of summer is for urban legends and anything that features children with minimal adult supervision so kids can watch them and be scarred for life. september is slashers because it's back to school season and that shit always seems to happen to teenagers and college students