free as air and secret

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

Why is it always knights in shining armor? What about slightly dingy armor? Dented and scratched armor? I may not be the prettiest, but at least I’ve seen battle before

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

Its mr coheed and cambria

catherine might be the first game changer player who understood the assignment, immediately failed the assignment, figured out the assignment better, told everyone else the assignment, and then failed multiple times cause she truly cannot describe pictures (or name songs). player of all time. i love seeing someone who clearly gets and loves game changer and is just plain bad at games. representation for all of us.

Chaz & Sir Quacksalot

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

count the rice is like if beat the buzzer and deja vu had a baby