I suppose I could, like, create a title...

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

Cats will try to chew their way into a bag of frozen mixed vegetables with the confidence of someone who isn't an obligate carnivore

@maximumsunshine was it you who had to go through multiple bread defence designs to stop your cat from eating the bread?

I recently saw a group of joggers start running in place out of the corner of my eye, which is something joggers do sometimes, but my brain instantly interpreted it as my game experiencing lag. Real life lag.

@derinthescarletpescatarian have you seen this yet

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

why do game design have so many numbers in it

the worst part is deciding them. there's just so many numbers and i just have to keep deciding which ones. this could be any number and i have to pick one