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yessssss

yes ma’am

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

Time means nothing anymore, let’s get spooky.

time is irrelevant

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

none pizza w left beef

Avoid sci-hub too👀

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

the most powerful man in the world

dear fuck

ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

teach me how

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

i’m in

me at myself: how do we make friends again

isn’t there a cheat code or answer key someone can slide?

and it’s only declining

oh god i’ve lost track of time thank god for this website

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

“…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed.”

Me in high school trying to explain stress to my mother 🤯

I can’t believe it took a global pandemic to fix this problem.

it’s not fixed, it’s delayed

Should I be worried that I have seen 3 mutuals reblog this? Are y’all good? Is school okay?

certainly not

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

“…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed.”

Me in high school trying to explain stress to my mother 🤯

I can’t believe it took a global pandemic to fix this problem.

it’s not fixed, it’s delayed

Should I be worried that I have seen 3 mutuals reblog this? Are y’all good? Is school okay?

oh god i’ve lost track of time thank god for this website

who radicalized jeff

me sorry i thought it’d be fun