Owlie's Domain

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Kinda love how even when you tell Flambae you're Mecha Man and he punches you, he still brings a housewarming gift (it's another fucking lamp)

I love the idea that if Bruce had picked any other way to cope, Alfred would still have been ride or die for him. Bruce wanted to become a doctor? Alfred would be up helping him crunch before the MCATs at 3am. Bruce wanted to become an actor? Alfred would be enrolling him in all the best schools and getting Sir Ian McKellan to coach him. Bruce wanted to fight for the environment? Alfred would be showing him learn how to dismantle deforestation equipment. Alfred loves that boy but it's just Alfred's luck that his boy wants to dress like a Bat and fight crime with pointy boomerangs and a bitching car.

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

i hope everyone gets the drugs they want forever even if they don't need them (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

bbc merlin has its issues but I don’t think any other media has really done “it was all inevitable and all his fault” in such a powerful way

Transman Ryland Grace in the Coltland AU is amazing in the concept that Ryland and Colt are non-identical twins, and when Ryland transitions he ends up looking exactly like Colt and Colt is just like ‘uhhhhhh? Why do you look like me?’

Yessssssss

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury