Owlie's Domain

MY CHILDREN???

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

FINALLY SOME ONE RESPECTS THE BLONDE HAIR

Every episode of the clone wars is just grievous, ventress, and dooku blasting off like team rocket from Pokemon

It's their role in the ecosystem.

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

Does anyone on my dash play the online Pokemon trading card game? I have a FULL stack of the online redemption code cards I've collected over the years with my sibling and would love to pass them on as we both have never gotten into them!

it is of course easier to performatively ban children from social media than to do things like "actually challenge and regulate the abusive tactics tech companies use to extract people's data and money via social media" but if we did the second thing we wouldn't have any excuse to force people to use digital ID :(

Alternate title is "the city's mother"