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growing up is realising the avocado on toast people were right
i feel like this is more funny
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obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

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Alejandro x Rodolfo Sick Fic WIP
this is an incomplete fic i found in my many drafts. the start is good enough on its own to release as a teaser but i'm still 50/50 on completing it as i have other projects in the works. if you'd like to see it finished tho (thinking it'd be a two parter), plz lmk. thoughts and critiques welcomed.
By most definitions, it was a good day.
The sun in the bright clear sky overlooked a sparse forest below. Late spring decided to be kind and offer gentle breezes that rustled the green leaves and grass, the faint aroma of earth getting swept up in them. It was neither too cold nor too hot; just the right temperature where most clothing wore without the shivers or sweats. After weeks of on-and-off torrential rain, gray clouds, and furious winds, this break in the weather breathed new life into the sodden countryside.
If not for the fact that half of the Los Vaqueros were out for the count with a gnarly fever.
Could it be that they’ve been pushing their bodies too hard after hunting down a new lead in the cartel’s supply chain and the last deployment in the worst thunderstorm of the season finally crashed some of their best? Possibly. Or was it that flu bug making its yearly rounds in the military, plaguing and incapacitating soldiers regardless of rank? Also plausible. Either way, whatever it was, it has crippled their forces into sniffling red-eyed messes for the upcoming few days.
The ill retired to their quarters, quarantined with other ill so as not to spread the contagion, and groveled in their stiff beds until the bug decided when it’d stop ravaging them. Those who recovered or managed to avoid infection were stuck on the other side of the base, left to clean and maintain operations with a fraction of the manpower, praying that this godforsaken pestilence doesn’t come for them.
Alejandro Vargas, the larger-than-life leader of their band of cowboys, had evaded the virus’ claws but was instead buried with mountains of medical discharge and temporary sick leave papers to sign off on. So there he was, silently working away in the lamplit warmth of his office, hands weary from the repetitive flick from his own name.
Damn his ironclad immunity.
His mother would always chide him as a boy when he threw around sewage mud or swam in the freezing river for too long. She would yell that he’d get too sick to play with the other neighborhood kids if he continued to disobey. It never happened. His father joked that Alejandro ran hotter than active volcanos and thus no disease could survive long in his body. Being the hot head he was and still is, that remark wore like a badge of honor. Rarely getting ill was the norm and on the off chance he did catch something, it was a runny nose at most.
Alejandro huffed a dry sigh as he dropped his pen to knead the thick muscle in his right thumb, trying to fight off the cramp he could feel incoming. His robust immune system saved him on many occasions, especially as a military man who has seen all sorts of climates and terrains that came with his particular job description. But this time around? He quietly wished he too was sequestered in his room, if it meant reprieve from these tedious administrative duties.
A tightness curled in his leg—upset with being seated and bent for hours—making Alejandro to rock and flex uncomfortably in his wooden chair then hiss at the sharp painful reminder of his age in his back. Grunts of varying pitch grumbled from his throat as he forgoed the documents and stretched with what little room he had between his desk, hitting arbitrary pressure points from his sides to his neck.
As if that’d miraculously erase decades worth of bone-deep aches.
His shirt rode up a little as he twisted his entire torso around as far as he could manage and groaned in sweet relief when it finally popped, crackles decompressing his spine. Alejandro shook out the remnant tension with a wiggle of his shoulders. At some point, he must’ve closed his eyes since his vision opened focus onto the piles of white pages inked in patchy black laid out on his desk. An uncountable amount of files sat in stacks on the dull oak wood. Awaiting. The clock rhythmically ticked away in the corner, precious seconds he could've spent doing anything else.
Lord, he was miserable.
Hit with a sudden weariness, Alejandro leaned over and rested his elbow on the table, fingers now pressed into his temples attempting to massage discipline back into place. It wasn’t the admin work that gave him a headache—he knew what he was getting into when becoming colonel. Hell, the monotony of it certainly bored him out of his skull but he’s done more in less time. He was irritated by what lacked.
From the pages, sunken eyes wandered over to the closed door of his office that sealed him off from the rest of the base. Where it would’ve been sporadically opened by senior troops and expected privates, the reinforced doorframe saw no one through today besides him. Not even a visit from a man whose own office sat right outside his and ushered soldiers along with a relaxed smile. That man would’ve taken a chunk of the administrative workload off Alejandro’s hands since his signature was on par with his best friend’s, as far as medical requests were concerned. He'd check in every half hour or so, sometimes with two cups of tea in hand, and chat briefly while they sipped.
That was the problem.
Sergeant Major Rodolfo Parra, his second in command, was among those bedridden and sickly.
What started as a stuffy nose that Rodolfo passed off as allergies snowballed into a gross cough then flu-induced brain fog in the span of a couple hours. He could barely keep his head upright two days ago, face red and searing to the touch. Alejandro had to practically drag the man to his dorm while he insisted on his competence under slimy breaths. A faint sheen of sweat anointed his pallid skin and yet his body fought the entire way down the halls, flailing trained muscles powerless to summon strength.
‘There’s too much work for you to do alone.’ Rodolfo had wheezed as tawnier arms wrangled him into his room.
‘I can move around just fine.’ The haggard almost tripped on the bed frame, cursing the person who shoved him towards it.
‘I'm not that sick!’
Said the guy actively struggling to stay conscious, rolling around in the sheets like a blind worm, writhing against his superior's grasp.
Alejandro found thin threads of humor in the frustration of essentially manhandling his childhood friend into mandatory recuperation. This felt similar to when they were young boys: scrawny, scraped, and too confident for their size. When one of them would see pain, the other would persistently fuss until they sought care. Usually, it was Rodolfo who played concerned, admonishing the kid and the colonel for waving off steadily bleeding flesh wounds or staying up all night honed in on some intel tip. With a stern grip, the major would literally hold him back and figuratively put his foot down, unafraid to use his full weight to press for an agreement and only an agreement to seek aid.
The tables have turned.
Now it was Alejandro that wrestled with his stubborn second. A rare sour treat.
The sourness must've shown on his face as cockiness because Rodolfo had grouched incoherently about how Ale was going to forget the concept of time and hissed at the playful pinch at his neck. Just because it was true, Alejandro’s notorious tunnel vision has resulted in him forgetting to eat for days, didn’t cancel out the first and foremost importance of Rudy getting over this delirious flu.
‘I can handle it.’ Tanned calloused hands guided his friend towards bed.
‘You’re going to fall the longer you’re on your feet.’ Alejandro barked and sat the ailing body onto the mattress.
‘Rudy, you can't help me until you get well again. You know this. The sooner you recover, the faster you can return to your post.’
Like how Rodolfo knew and loathed Alejandro’s many self-destructive habits, Alejandro knew what served to soothe Rodolfo’s nerves and worries. Knew what he meant behind the resistance. Logically honest assurances were offerings for the blubbering but genuine care masked as anxiety. Promises that Ale wouldn’t suddenly go mad in the few days he needed bedrest and their unit would survive alright without the duo’s supervision. The colonel even went as far as to pledge to personally deliver him his meals as physical tangible proof of his existence.
After plenty of bickering, enough reassurances slipped had finally coaxed Rodolfo to stay put. Great timing too since that might’ve been the last lucid thought he processed. He’s been out like a light since. Only quiet nonsense mumbled from his chapped lips whenever Alejandro dropped by with food, tea, and medicine. Credence reasoned that it was thankfulness verbalized to the best of his ill-rattled ability.
This was decades of friendship at work.
Friendship.
Alejandro was really starting to question the structural integrity of that word.
Friendship implied and was defined by the platonic: a bond between people you found common ground with and kept in sporadic touch. Digging deeper, it could look like mutually assured banter that skirted along harsh truths, understanding the funny and the criticism in the same breath. Brotherhood lay at the far end of the spectrum where gayness was a sport everyone fought in.
For a word so fluid in its use, even it stretched gaunt to define what Alejandro wanted it to define.
The twinkles in dark brown eyes. Missing the lukewarm ghostly imprint left by a fistbump. A sixth sense for reading someone based on how they put their mug on the table. Distinctively feeling the green one-eyed monster perched over his shoulders when an other infringed on self-perceived territory. Maybe—potentially that all could be forgiven if the intentions were wholly innocent.
And he couldn’t ever profess innocence.
Not while his blood smoldered hot like charcoal: that gentle presence whisking by was enough to fan the embers of his lechery. A slow burning. Yearning. The hungry want for grabs to linger, for the heli rides where they sat shoulder-to-shoulder to lapse. To hug tighter after a terrible day. Kilos of it piled up over years and Alejandro should've seen the smoke billowing from miles away, but he was too busy making teenaged memories with the object of his warmth to notice it’s the then juvenile boy's laughter that lit him up from within.
Don't ask him when the realization kicked in his teeth. Alejandro has been reeling for ages since the initial revelation that he preferred watching Rodolfo in a loose tee and slacks take inventory of their armory over burning cartel stockpiles to ash. Both captivated him, but only one managed to make him walk face-first into a concrete wall.
Everything they ever did together had flipped.
Average SecUnit wildly autistic factoid is false. Average SecUnit is only somewhat autistic. Autisms Murderbot, who lives in a cave and consumes 10,000 hours of media per year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
me, stunted 12 year-old whose only representation of trans women had been ace ventura and jokes about shemale prostitutes, "well, i guess when i'm like, 40, and everyone i have any obligation to is dead, i can get a bunch of sex change surgeries and fuck gross men for money. but at least i'll kinda look like a girl."
real transfem representation really could've saved me a solid 15-20 years.
this feels particularly relevant with the global push to chase minors off social media. none of it is about protecting kids, it's about control. it's about cutting off vulnerable, marginalized, young people whose only opportunity to learn more about their own gender and sexuality--and find other people who are like them--is through social media platforms.
queer, particularly trans representation hasn't come all that far in 20 years. maybe there's less blatant transphobia, but there sure as hell isn't any widespread positive representation. we have multiple generations of trans women and men who were only able to explore their identities during adolescence in online spaces. and kids today are being stripped of that.
be wary of any legislation or changes in corporate policy that cites "protecting kids". it's never about protecting anyone, it's about control. there are a lot of parents that'd prefer to keep their kid in the closet 'til it kills them than watch them actually explore their identity.
not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation
Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

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Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.
GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE
sound on sound on sound on
you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:
that last one is literally a LOOK
yes!
but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:
AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree.
Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)
This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.
Alim Khan, Emir of Bukhara…
…and his Minister of the Interior.
A Type B-15 steam locomotive…
Another of those peasant girls with guest-gifts of berries…
The Church of St John the Baptist at Staraya Ladoga…
…and a Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy self-portrait.
Unlike some current selfies ;-> he’s not dominating the image, so here’s a closer shot.
Nice hat…
i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut
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Lesson #6 Omnivores?!
This goes for minty things similarly btw. Like the spice and mint are chemicals that are supposed to protect the plant from being eaten!
Also I’m sorry I haven’t been replying to the “ask me anything” inbox I’ll get to it eventually promise!!
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Lesson #5 cell growth/ re-growth
Rocky is supposed to be that one Toby Maguire meme btw
Again sorry for any (past/now) grammar errors. ALSO huge thanks for the people giving me ideas and correcting me!! I do truly love learning about biology facts so if you have any always fell free to share!!
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