Owlie's Domain

*sitting around a table* Ghost: You're basically calling me a himbo! Rudy: You're not a himbo! Ghost: But you said- Rudy, loudly as he slams his hands on the table: YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE Alejandro: *leaning over the table laughing* Soap: *wheezing* Ghost: The fuck-? Rudy: You know what makes a himbo? The combination of idiocy, beefiness, and KINDESS. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST, STUPIDEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET Alejandro: *crying* Soap: *on the floor* Ghost, shook: what the fuck?

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

yeah okay ill reblog that

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

He's gotta practice until he's good at it!